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Celeb News: Britney Jean: 50 @ Metacritic
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It's such a rush watching a Metacritic score fluctuate!
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DG1 her heart rate
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NOT 51 
They are dragging the **** out of it
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“Britney Jean: 53x10=530 | 530/8 albums = 66.25 @ Metacritic"
LOOK 
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These titles somebody save me!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Violet Skye
As posted in the Britney thread:
You guys have to remember that the Black Eyed Peas weren't critical darlings either. The Beggining had a 47 score, The END 60, and Monkey Business 48. Critics just love to hate on them and mix that with Britney and you have a Metacritic disaster. Yes, it stings a little bit but this completely meaningless. I really think the score is rather unfair as well but I enjoy the music so this doesn't matter to me all that much. Teenage Dream and The END both ended up with Album of the Year nominations at the Grammys so I'd take reviews with a grain of salt.
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Sis, it's not the reviews that you should take with a grain of salt.
And maybe there's a connection between will touching songs and negative critical response beyond just "hating." Maybe he's just genuinely not good.
I don't hate the album as much as the critics do, though maybe that's just because "Work Bitch" lowered my expectations so much that I like the rest of this more than I should.
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THE THREAD TITLES
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I hope this means FF will be better liked by everyone else. 
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BJ's score just makes me want to laugh at Eternium. 
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What's next? Britney Jean: 53 = 5+3 = 8 = 80 on Metacritic?
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Duca doing more promo right now than Britney did the whole era
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who cares, i liked the album
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FF is miles better than BJ anyway.
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BJ is lucky she has a fan at Rolling Stone that writes reviews if not it be way lower than 51 now.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sazare
Sis, it's not the reviews that you should take with a grain of salt.
And maybe there's a connection between will touching songs and negative critical response beyond just "hating." Maybe he's just genuinely not good.
I don't hate the album as much as the critics do, though maybe that's just because "Work Bitch" lowered my expectations so much that I like the rest of this more than I should.
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basically
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I think rolling stone has a bias with Britney bc she did for a while, give them promo bc of her cover.shame on the unfair bias treatment of better pop girl albums.
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 This was in the 60's last I checked, how did it plummet so fast?
I enjoyed BJ, it should be in the 60s. Circus was worse than this.
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How the hell are they dragging her for electro-pop though? There are only 3 songs of those on the album, with 2 of them having personal lyrics..
Yet, they praised Femme Fatale which actually WAS all electro-pop trash 
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SPUTNIK MUSIC: BRITNEY JEAN REVIEW:
Review Summary: 1. Write album about personal feels 2. Hire will.i.am as executive producer 3. ???? 4. Move to Vegas
In the 2013 fall of pop monoliths who would be queen, it’s a bit disconcerting that the most veteran among them would be content to close out the year with a whimper instead of a bang. Britney Jean can’t match the radio ubiquity of Katy Perry’s Prism or the predictable tryhard of Gaga’s Artpop, and it’s been outclassed in both the shock-and-awe and innovative hooks departments by Miley Cyrus and Lorde, respectively. Its single, by-the-numbers EDM club banger “Work Bitch,” is about as generic as its title suggests, espousing a lunch pail philosophy to pop music that isn’t too far removed from Spears’ longstanding ethos of entertainment first, but it provides that entertainment perfunctorily, with gloves on and a clinical attention to detail. The song is fine, eminently listenable, and will get the nighttime masses bouncing, but it is, unlike so many of Spears’ past hits, utterly forgettable. It’s Spears the pop surgeon, not someone who wants to make you ****.
As the last in Spears’ five-album commitment to RCA, Britney Jean is an effort that gives off a more overpowering stench of contractual obligation than any other record this year, with the possible exception of fellow labelmates the Strokes. There are, of course, the requisite pressers propping this up as her “most personal album to date,” and every song here features a Spears co-writing credit, but it doesn’t take long to view Britney Jean as a toss-off before the holiday shopping season. Will.i.am, who produced the majority of the tracks here, is an easy target – previously the producer of perhaps the worst Britney track committed to tape (Femme Fatale’s “Big Fat Bass” – will.i.am has a gift for song titles, as well), he sets off to make Britney Jean the most dated mainstream pop album of the year, and largely succeeds.
Femme Fatale introduced dubstep to the pop mainstream, however awkwardly, with “Hold It Against Me,” and previous albums Blackout (2007) and Circus (2008) were progressive dance-pop albums in their own right. Producers like Bloodshy & Avant and Danja found the perfect match to Spears’ physicality, pairing her with liquid beats and ingenious sound collages that drew out the lascivious force in Spears’ voice, always her most defining asset and the key to an otherwise lackluster vocal presence. Britney Jean almost completely abandons any pretense of breaking musical ground, instead wrapping itself in microwaved Dutch house that would have sounded old-fashioned two years ago and splicing in guest spots that feel like will.i.am simply called in whoever happened to be working in another part of the studio that day. Songs like “Til It’s Gone” and “It Should Be Easy” sound musty and trite, the buildups as recycled as the lyrics, while a track like “Tik Tik Boom” makes the cardinal sin of burying Spears’ considerable personality under a prefab dubstep breakdown and a T.I. cameo that, while certainly the most faceless, isn’t even the worst spot on the album. That would be Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who features in a duet on “Chillin’ With You” that is almost meta in its banal celebration of sisterly love amid a country-rap (!) breakdown. It’s absolutely bizarre, the only thing preventing it from becoming yet another throwaway track on an album full of them.
There are glimpses of the album Britney Jean could have been, however faint. “Alien” is another in a long list of excellent Spears mid-tempo pop numbers with an oddball bent, its folksy electronic textures a pleasant, if misleading, curveball opener. Diplo provides a needed assist with the beat to “Passenger,” but that song is undermined by Spears’ submissive lyrics: “I’ll let you lead the way now / cause I want you to take the wheel / I’ve never been a passenger though / I never knew how good it could feel.” Spears should be the dominating one here, the force of her personality and that voracious hunger that powers her best songs pushing and pulling; not being led, like a bad Prism B-side. At a mere thirty-six minutes, it’s not a stretch to see Britney Jean as a half-baked effort, more of a commitment to be completed and shipped off than the labor of love it was touted as. Spears goes off to Vegas now, on a two-year residency that seems more like Spears waving the white flag at the rest of the music industry than any real career plan. It’s a shame – at the top of her game, few could make pop music as vibrant and unrepentantly physical as Spears did. Perhaps what she needs is what she’ll hopefully be getting, a few years off from the grind to reconnect with the music on a more primal level and to catch up with a rapidly advancing curve. If not, Britney Jean should stand less as her swan song and more as an unfortunate postscript, Spears leaving as she arrived: familiar, controlled, and overwhelmingly unremarkable.
RATING: 2/5 (POOR); 40/100 on MetaCritic
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/6...-Britney-Jean/
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