Oh girl tell me how one time I was at a party with my gf and when she's drunk she is CRAZY...thinking she can take on any bitch. So I'm with my best friend and my gf (who are both drunk) and they are baiting any random girl in the early morning into fighting. I'm trying to hold them both up because cops are riding up and down the street and trying to stop them from saying **** to the wrong people since they think they are tough when drunk . So my best friend stumble on someone's front lawn and this bitch comes out and says "You lil bitch get da **** awf ma ****" and my drunk friend was like "What bitch?!" and ran to the bitch. She was so scared she ran back into her house and brought her hockey friends out (I guess they were having a sleepover). I had to basically fight 5 bitches at once. Them chicks with sticks don't ****ing play, one had a swiss army knife ready to stab my gf cuz she was rollin' on dis bitch . The police saw the brawl and we all ran for it. Somehow, drunk and all, we got away. Never again tho. That's why I don't drink, I'm afraid of how I'll act under the influence
Oh girl tell me how one time I was at a party with my gf and when she's drunk she is CRAZY...thinking she can take on any bitch. So I'm with my best friend and my gf (who are both drunk) and they are baiting any random girl in the early morning into fighting. I'm trying to hold them both up because cops are riding up and down the street and trying to stop them from saying **** to the wrong people since they think they are tough when drunk . So my best friend stumble on someone's front lawn and this bitch comes out and says "You lil bitch get da **** awf ma ****" and my drunk friend was like "What bitch?!" and ran to the bitch. She was so scared she ran back into her house and brought her hockey friends out (I guess they were having a sleepover). I had to basically fight 5 bitches at once. Them chicks with sticks don't ****ing play, one had a swiss army knife ready to stab my gf cuz she was rollin' on dis bitch . The police saw the brawl and we all ran for it. Somehow, drunk and all, we got away. Never again tho. That's why I don't drink, I'm afraid of how I'll act under the influence
thats what that alcohol do to ya not you fightin five bitches
Oh girl tell me how one time I was at a party with my gf and when she's drunk she is CRAZY...thinking she can take on any bitch. So I'm with my best friend and my gf (who are both drunk) and they are baiting any random girl in the early morning into fighting. I'm trying to hold them both up because cops are riding up and down the street and trying to stop them from saying **** to the wrong people since they think they are tough when drunk . So my best friend stumble on someone's front lawn and this bitch comes out and says "You lil bitch get da **** awf ma ****" and my drunk friend was like "What bitch?!" and ran to the bitch. She was so scared she ran back into her house and brought her hockey friends out (I guess they were having a sleepover). I had to basically fight 5 bitches at once. Them chicks with sticks don't ****ing play, one had a swiss army knife ready to stab my gf cuz she was rollin' on dis bitch . The police saw the brawl and we all ran for it. Somehow, drunk and all, we got away. Never again tho. That's why I don't drink, I'm afraid of how I'll act under the influence
Oh girl tell me how one time I was at a party with my gf and when she's drunk she is CRAZY...thinking she can take on any bitch. So I'm with my best friend and my gf (who are both drunk) and they are baiting any random girl in the early morning into fighting. I'm trying to hold them both up because cops are riding up and down the street and trying to stop them from saying **** to the wrong people since they think they are tough when drunk . So my best friend stumble on someone's front lawn and this bitch comes out and says "You lil bitch get da **** awf ma ****" and my drunk friend was like "What bitch?!" and ran to the bitch. She was so scared she ran back into her house and brought her hockey friends out (I guess they were having a sleepover). I had to basically fight 5 bitches at once. Them chicks with sticks don't ****ing play, one had a swiss army knife ready to stab my gf cuz she was rollin' on dis bitch . The police saw the brawl and we all ran for it. Somehow, drunk and all, we got away. Never again tho. That's why I don't drink, I'm afraid of how I'll act under the influence
I don't know if this is ratchet but whenever me and my family go to fast food restaurants, we always ask for extra ketchup and napkins so we take them home.
And whenever we go to the movies and after we're finished getting our slurpees, me and my dad take extra straws. I don't know, it's become a habit now.
My Aunt stole a roll of Toilet papper from McDonald`s(she had a whole collection like a full closet shelf full of them) and then she went on this trip to visit to her family and she took it. Then my mom and her got into a fight, And she even CHARGED us for using her fake ass toilet paper
. So my best friend stumble on someone's front lawn and this bitch comes out and says "You lil bitch get da **** awf ma ****" and my drunk friend was like "What bitch?!" and ran to the bitch. She was so scared she ran back into her house and brought her hockey friends out (I guess they were having a sleepover). I had to basically fight 5 bitches at once. Them chicks with sticks don't ****ing play, one had a swiss army knife ready to stab my gf cuz she was rollin' on dis bitch 
. The police saw the brawl and we all ran for it. Somehow, drunk and all, we got away. Never again tho. That's why I don't drink, I'm afraid of how I'll act under the influence 
