I was really drunk one night and I was at some frat parties. I ended up at a christian frat where this really handsome guy sat next to me. He was preaching to me about the bible and how I should consider converting, but all I could think about was how I was gonna get his shirt off and get into his pants. he kept edging closer and closer trying to keep me to focus, but I was too intoxicated both by the alcohol and by his body as his body was next to mine. Oh the things I would have done. That's pretty much it. I thought I should share because I felt pretty dirty thinking what I thought at a christian frat while he was reading from the bible in his hand.
btw he looked like an abrecrombie and fitch model.
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