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Discussion: Times when you almost revealed your self
Member Since: 1/1/2014
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When I was 12 my cousin and I were watching football on TV. She asked me "who do you want to be in the future (career wise)"
Being a smart aleck I wanted to come up with something witty so I went to say guy/boy. It came out as "buy"
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Ok, once I ordered a HUGE d*ldo, and my mom opened the package
It was the most INTENSE feeling in my life I have ever experienced!
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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These stories
After thinking for a bit, one story just popped up.
I was younger about 12 or 13 and I was really into WWE then, so I was on the computer playing Habbo and my family were talking about wrestling and going to see it live and I can't remember it too much but something was said that made me turn around and shout "Yeah! Naked men wrestling!"... My family all went ughhhhh, I went so red and started saying I didn't mean to say that, the "wo" part didn't come out It was forgotten about straight away so I think they believed me
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Member Since: 10/29/2011
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Originally posted by Brunette Ambition
omg and also one time i was having chemistry and my phone started playing music and since my earphones weren't plugged in, it played it loudly and it was so loud.
the worst thing is, it was Homewrecker by Marina and that song is so ****ing gay.
my phone was very old and it did not react so the music played for more than 30 seconds.
i desperately tried to cover the speakers but people still heard it and asked who that screaming voice was.
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Not necesserarily gay but there were times that i almost revealed my music taste, i had the same experience but it was when Lotus came out and i downloaded every song then the song Let There Be Love by Legend X played accidentally in my phone i almost died when my phone was very loud and the lyrics were "like that, hit the right spot making my eyes roll back" then Xtina proceeds to her vocal wailing over the production . I really wanted to cry that time I tried to block the phone speakers and turn my phone off
I was like it was the radio application
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Member Since: 2/16/2010
Posts: 69,775
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Originally posted by Brunette Ambition
omg and also one time i was having chemistry and my phone started playing music and since my earphones weren't plugged in, it played it loudly and it was so loud.
the worst thing is, it was Homewrecker by Marina and that song is so ****ing gay.
my phone was very old and it did not react so the music played for more than 30 seconds.
i desperately tried to cover the speakers but people still heard it and asked who that screaming voice was.
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One time I was listening to G.U.Y. full volume on my laptop. My headphones unplugged and I ended up blasting it across the lecture hall section.
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 5,608
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Originally posted by Kingpin
When I was 12 or 13, I had a massive crush on one of the youth leaders at my church. So naturally I went on msn and typed "**** me" into the box and muscle memory instantly pushed enter and sent him the message. I blocked and unblocked him about 3million times in 2 minutes to make it look like my computer was being hacked lmao. Such a cringe moment
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The way i just made the ugliest cackle
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Blue Jeans
Ok, once I ordered a HUGE d*ldo, and my mom opened the package
It was the most INTENSE feeling in my life I have ever experienced!
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NO ****Ing WAY!!
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Member Since: 10/3/2010
Posts: 50,276
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Originally posted by MusicTalker
One time I was listening to G.U.Y. full volume on my laptop. My headphones unplugged and I ended up blasting it across the lecture hall section.
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What's the lesson here? Don't play "G.U.Y"
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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I downloaded da kim kardashian app and my friend saw was like "are u gay" and i was like "yes i like fat **** in my ass" and then yea... but this is the same friend who sent me nudes and shirtless pics saying he looked lije a god..
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Member Since: 3/20/2011
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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I used to have a fake Facebook account of a messy bitch with photoshopped Katy Perry pictures liking weird pages (don't ask me why ). I remember logging off this account to connect to my main "straight" account all the time. I liked a bunch of ultra gay pages like Attitude Magazine or "WERQ!" I then discovered I was liking the pages with my main account and all my friends could've seen it, so I hurried like a ****ing CHEETAH and tried to unlike the pages as fast as I could. It irritated me that the "unliking" process is so long. Luckily I think no one saw it, but I felt like I almost outed myself
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Member Since: 11/11/2011
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When I was chatting on Facebook with my girl friend, I accidentally typed " " along with my message because I was saying something really funny and shady to her at that time.
I immediately gasped when I realized what I had just done. Good thing she didn't ask what was that all about.
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I've read ALL the posts in here, this thread is giving me life
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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Even though I'm already out, I almost got totally exposed for the flaming homosexual I actually am today when I actually used 'slay ha' in real life in front of all my (straight) guy friends.
No one commented though thanks god.
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Member Since: 3/2/2014
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I almost came out last year. There was some douchebaggy hot dude that would always make gayish jokes and stuff and he pushed himself on me as a joke and i got a wood.. that was awkward af. He laughed and i pushed him away. Im sure he realized that im gay
Later he continued doing these jokes and i fantasized about these
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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yesterday a classmate was here to learn maths with me and i have all my madonna/gaga stuff here in my room. he thought it was gay but he liked the pictures.
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Member Since: 12/7/2011
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Originally posted by Ryuuchan_X
One time my mom bought these new wedge heels and I thought they were cute, so when she left I put them on and danced to Just Dance in the living room, then she came back home and saw me She chased me through the house wanting to kill me and I RAN in those heels. I hid in my room for the rest of the day.
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Originally posted by Darkroth
I was at a seminar IT class (not high school or w/e, subsidized from EU) and our teacher gave us free time to browse to PC or mobile phones, the pc was slow as hell so i've decided to open the internet app on my phone and i've forgotten to close a gay **** tab (i've had the day before the class started) and decrease the volume, and the whole class heard two men's orgasms. Most of them didn't understand but i freaked and blushed the hell out, thought they gonna remove me from the class.
...but i was eventually revealed, when the class had a break, a man in his 40s, just dropped a "a-la-accident" little paper message that said "heh, i know that's gay ****, you are funny, meet me at my car when the class ends, you will know from my lights" and now that man is my "daddy"
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Originally posted by jonasha
So when I was in High School, the 9th grade class went on a field trip to go camping. Of course, I never went camping before so I didn't really pack much of anything at all. (First mistake ). Luckily, I was close friends and neighbors with this cutie jock type guy named Chris and he leant me some of his clothes and he was willing to share his own sleeping bag with me for the night. Throughout the day, we bonded and did a ton of activities together and that was the point where I was so infatuated with him. During the night, we were in the same tent and sleeping kind of close to each other. When I was sleeping, I had a
wet dream
about him ( ) and messed up his underwear. In the morning, I had
morning wood
and couldn't get it to go down. ( ). Of course, we really had to wake up and go at that point, but I was just lying in Chris' stained underwear. When Chris woke up, I tried my best to cover myself up but it was pretty obvious. He looked kind of shocked and didn't really say much and left to wash himself up in the nearby bathroom. My horny ass teenaged self decided to
masturbate
to relieve the pressure and while I was in the middle of my session, Chris poked his head in. ( ). He immediately went out of the tent and didn't return until like 20 minutes later so that we can tear down the tent and repack to leave. During that time, we didn't say much and left on the bus pretty awkwardly. When I got back to my house, I changed into my clothes and put Chris' clothes that he leant me into a bag and decided to just put it in front of his door for him to pick it up. I totally forgot that there was
my dried you know what
in it and it was a pretty obviously big stain. The next day during school, I tried to talk to him about everything that happened and just explain how I was thinking about this other bitch during the camping trip and that she and I made out briefly during the night and I couldn't stop thinking about her even in the morning. He kind of took that explanation and said that he understood, but I knew he didn't.
We kind of became distant after that and he's no longer my friend. But luckily, he didn't say anything to anyone, I hope. That's why I'll never go camping ever again...
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Dear god You are all so damn messy
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 3,852
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
Yes!! I even get suicidal thoughts.
But if all of my family members found out, they would chop me up to pieces and cook me or gather around me and stone me to death. Do you want me dead?
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I've never accidently outed myself. I keep my lips stiched together, so in case I do open my mouth, my lips bleed to death. I always clear my history browser and my parents don't know how wifi works lol. I don't let anybody on my phone or use my laptop. I don't have any Gay friends or dated any Guys. I don't listen to pop girls in front of anybody, only Rap.
Only when I was kid, I was SO Gay! Towel on my head, dancing, wearing my Mom's heels Until my Dad threatened me, I dropped all of that overnight.
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Wait. I remember now. When I was in 5th grade, I was a HUGE WWE fan. SmackDown! was on but it was just male wrestlers on and I told my brother I was going to my room and to let me know when the Divas come on. He was like "Why? Are you ****ing Gay? " I was like "Ummm....I guess....Yes.... " Then he got up FURIOUS and said "WTF!!! YOU'RE ****ING GAY!?!?! " I quickly said No and that I was kidding.
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omg this is so sad
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Yes, back when we used to have a family computer and I didn't know how to clear our history or that **** sites were often infested with viruses. Ah, good times.
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