[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by Sunshine.

2) This one was just stupid. CLEAR YOUR HISTORY FOLKS. But my brother got on the computer one day and typed it something with a "g" and the first result he got was "gay p0rn...". He looked at me and asked, who would look this up? I was like "I dunno. But you know me right? I'm not gay. Lol" I was screaming on the inside...

3) My dad almost walked in on me giving head to a friend during a sleepover. We froze and pretended to be asleep when he walked in to check on us. But we were laying there in awkward positions. My head was like at his waist level and he was on his back. ffff

Wooh This is too much for me

[Caesar]

Originally posted by KliFF

ddd this thread



I work for a video production company and just last week we were doing a shoot, and I took an obscene amount of footage of this one hot guy. I left the camera on him for a while and even took discreet snaps to send to one of my friends. I thought I deleted most of the shots on the camera, but I saw my boss looking through them and they were ALL of him embarrasing

ddd

[BeyonceHatesMe]

nn;

this just happened last weekend.

My friend was going through my phone, and she made the stupid decision to go through my gallery. (i made to stupid decision to not have a lock on my gallery) And lo' and behold, she found a dick picture. She gasped, and i instantly knew what she saw. She was like "is this a dick!? Why do you have a picture of a dick on your phone?" And i was like "Well if you wouldn't have been going through my phone, you wouldn't know what my dick looks like" .


She now thinks i have a big dick (), and won't stop bringing it up around our friends.

[Johnny Cash]

This thread

I don't think I have made a mistake that reveals me as gay, mostly because I am very reserved and very careful.

The ONLY time something like this happened was when I was 4 years old (which is probably why Im more careful now) What happened was that me and my family were watching a TV show and there was a guy in it who was hot and I said out loud "he's really good looking" or something like that and they were all like LOL then my dad said "you're supposed to like women not men" I felt so embarrassed specially because at that age I didn't even understand what just happened, though I don't think they took it seriously because I was so young

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by BeyonceHatesMe

nn;

this just happened last weekend.

My friend was going through my phone, and she made the stupid decision to go through my gallery. (i made to stupid decision to not have a lock on my gallery) And lo' and behold, she found a dick picture. She gasped, and i instantly knew what she saw. She was like "is this a dick!? Why do you have a picture of a dick on your phone?" And i was like "Well if you wouldn't have been going through my phone, you wouldn't know what my dick looks like" .


She now thinks i have a big dick (), and won't stop bringing it up around our friends.

DEAD Omg NOOOO She wants your "D" now

[Ichinaru19]

Originally posted by Johnny Cash

This thread

I don't think I have made a mistake that reveals me as gay, mostly because I am very reserved and very careful.

The ONLY time something like this happened was when I was 4 years old (which is probably why Im more careful now) What happened was that me and my family were watching a TV show and there was a guy in it who was hot and I said out loud "he's really good looking" or something like that and they were all like stare: LOL then my dad said "you're supposed to like women not men" I felt so embarrassed specially because at that age I didn't even understand what just happened, though I don't think they took it seriously because I was so young

Noo Sounds a bit sad, is your family homophobic today? Or if you came out they would be okay with it ???

[Can't_M!ss_This]

Originally posted by Johnny Cash

This thread

I don't think I have made a mistake that reveals me as gay, mostly because I am very reserved and very careful.

The ONLY time something like this happened was when I was 4 years old (which is probably why Im more careful now) What happened was that me and my family were watching a TV show and there was a guy in it who was hot and I said out loud "he's really good looking" or something like that and they were all like stare: LOL then my dad said "you're supposed to like women not men" I felt so embarrassed specially because at that age I didn't even understand what just happened, though I don't think they took it seriously because I was so young

Give me his number! I shall educate his self

[Gazing Ball]

I also have a walked-in-on-watching-you-know-what story. We had this old as fark extra computer downstairs and one day I was using it on this real dodgy virusey computer (I was young and clueless) and it froze on this like homepage with heaps of graphic photos and my dad walked in and I was like ommmggg and tried to act clueless and helpless like "OMG there's a virus!" and I turned off the screen and force-restarted it and my dad was like "I better not catch you looking at p0rn again..." and I literally hid from him for like a week until I could deal. The humilaTION was absolute.

Also I was out to my female friend and she was so f-ing ditsy and one day I was hanging out with some straight guys I wasn't out to and she kept talking about the guy I was doing but using female pronouns, but then she totally ****ed up when she asked me if "she" was top or bottom and everyone was like . Death.

Originally posted by GoddessofLove

My phone's background was of a guy and my gran asked what was it so I said it was Lady Gaga's new single cover

She's strict Catholic and closes her eyes every time there's a gay kiss on TV

Now that's just embarrassing.

Originally posted by Sunshine.

3) My dad almost walked in on me giving head to a friend during a sleepover. We froze and pretended to be asleep when he walked in to check on us. But we were laying there in awkward positions. My head was like at his waist level and he was on his back. ffff

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I literally can't.

[Can't_M!ss_This]

Originally posted by Gazing Ball

I also have a walked-in-on-watching-you-know-what story. We had this old as fark extra computer downstairs and one day I was using it on this real dodgy virusey computer (I was young and clueless) and it froze on this like homepage with heaps of graphic photos and my dad walked in and I was like ommmggg and tried to act clueless and helpless like "OMG there's a virus!" and I turned off the screen and force-restarted it and my dad was like "I better not catch you looking at p0rn again..." and I literally hid from him for like a week until I could deal. The humilaTION was absolute.



Now that's just embarrassing.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I literally can't.

Well at least he specified catch so I guess he just doesn't want to see his baby boy become a man. I don't think any rational parent is going to think their pubescent child is going to avoid adult movies

[Mariah4life]

i accidentally opened my "photo" on my iphone in class.
There were pictures of d's. Luckily, or not, no one saw.

[Kingpin]

When I was 12 or 13, I had a massive crush on one of the youth leaders at my church. So naturally I went on msn and typed "**** me" into the box and muscle memory instantly pushed enter and sent him the message. I blocked and unblocked him about 3million times in 2 minutes to make it look like my computer was being hacked lmao. Such a cringe moment

[Forevermore]

This thread is hilarious and depressing at the same time. The amount of homophobia in this world is frightening.

[rihannasbe$tfrnd]

Originally posted by Sunshine.

3 times this happened to me. fff


3) My dad almost walked in on me giving head to a friend during a sleepover. We froze and pretended to be asleep when he walked in to check on us. But we were laying there in awkward positions. My head was like at his waist level and he was on his back. ffff

Mess please tell me you at least finished

[Hobbes]

Originally posted by Kingpin

When I was 12 or 13, I had a massive crush on one of the youth leaders at my church. So naturally I went on msn and typed "**** me" into the box and muscle memory instantly pushed enter and sent him the message. I blocked and unblocked him about 3million times in 2 minutes to make it look like my computer was being hacked lmao. Such a cringe moment

[LilyAllen]

I once almost told an exgirlfriend (im bi) that I had a secret that I hadnt even told my parents and I considered telling her but I just kept my mouth shut. Good thing I did cause we broke up a month later

Ill tell once I get out of highschool

[shinjiikari]

i always wanted people to know so i always referred to my love interest using they

[MarryTheMonster]

Originally posted by iHype.

fkvf; so I had this COLLECTION of a bunch of Bath & Body Works stuff from when I went to there store one day, and I had these Hand Sanitizers that were cheesy af.

This str8 guy.



"Um, why do you have those lol?"

"I found them in the hall on the way to class. Some white girl dropped them, and I'm gonna sell them lmfao".

On top of that, he ended up tryna buy one.

THE LAST LINE

[jayyyxtee]

my dad found straight **** on my computer but the only reason I was watching it was because this 3 huge black guys triple penetrated her and I pretended it was a guy lmao omg I still can't believe my father saw that

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by Johnny Cash

This thread

I don't think I have made a mistake that reveals me as gay, mostly because I am very reserved and very careful.

The ONLY time something like this happened was when I was 4 years old (which is probably why Im more careful now) What happened was that me and my family were watching a TV show and there was a guy in it who was hot and I said out loud "he's really good looking" or something like that and they were all like LOL then my dad said "you're supposed to like women not men" I felt so embarrassed specially because at that age I didn't even understand what just happened, though I don't think they took it seriously because I was so young

awe this is sad but yeah this same exact thing happened to me too except with Chris Kirkpatrick from Nsync

[DevonDreams]

Yasss..
Leaving my **** up at night.