[Andre]

Originally posted by Kiel D-01

Let me report this Dirty Talk thread for being open again

OP:

Can't report

KIIIIIII.
Cheryl wins again.

[Hollywood.]

Originally posted by JustAHolyFool

What's going on ladies? I see we have a new **** in the base.

We are all *****s

[MonsterConnor]

Originally posted by Jack!

Are you attracted to men or women tho, or does it not matter which sex?

Metrosexual men are straight

So I'm only attracted to women

[Konichiwa]

Originally posted by Hollywood

Nope. But Louis can get it whenever....

Someone stop me before I start full stanning for One Direction.

Louis is too much of a bottom. I need a top.

Gaga hates bottoms.

[MonsterConnor]

Originally posted by H-I-M

*remembers Connor's nudes*

Sure you're a metro ?


jk

Are metros banned from posting nudes tho

[Serendipity]

I am classy, y'all hate on me when Gaga has taught me to love you all through thick and thin.



And H-I-M, incorrect, lots of females are hotter then Zayn. Sabi is not one of them.

[Haven]

Originally posted by MonsterConnor

Metrosexual men are straight

So I'm only attracted to women

Hmm.

[Kiel D-01]

Originally posted by Andre

OP:

KIIIIIII.
Cheryl wins again.

Let me report your off-topic posts.



Gaga hates Chezza

[Ginger.]

Originally posted by Serendipity

OMG HI JustAHolyFool.

I've said it a million times but nice finally being able to talk with you.

Hello. Seems like you fit right in, in this base.

[Hollywood.]

Originally posted by Kiel D-01

Let me report this Dirty Talk thread for being open again

[Teal]

Originally posted by Teal

Hola Monsters. Any news since Friday?

Guess not.

[Versace]

Originally posted by Teal

Hola Monsters. Any news since Friday?

I was just thinking to myself where is Teal and now you came

[MonsterConnor]

Originally posted by Haven17

Hmm.

[NaughtyDog]

Originally posted by Teal

Hola Monsters. Any news since Friday?

Gaga cancelled her concert in Jakarta, she gets to live

[H-I-M]

Originally posted by MonsterConnor

Are metros banned from posting nudes tho

No, but I just can't find the "looking good and taking care of his apprence" part on them




Gaga finds all her monsters hot

[Serendipity]

I'm going to stop because I'm classy (and scared of WP).

Who is everyone up for Gaga collab'ing with again?

[Jack!]

I'm on my trampoline myself and I just jumped and my trousers fell right down

[H-I-M]

Originally posted by Serendipity

I am classy, y'all hate on me when Gaga has taught me to love you all through thick and thin.



And H-I-M, incorrect, lots of females are hotter then Zayn. Sabi is not one of them.

For example ?

[NaughtyDog]

Originally posted by Serendipity

Who is everyone up for Gaga collab'ing with again?

Jo Calderone

[Haven]

Originally posted by Teal

Guess not.

Sorry, I didn't see your post. Gaga cancelled her Jakarta concert and she's performing Radio 1 Live Lounge in September. That's it, though.