[Sunlighter]

I know right?
All she needs to do is waltz into a studio and breathe her ephemeral voice into the microphone, it'd be effortless.


She just needs someone to fund the writers and producers.
I remember Nicki Minaj's former manager and one of the producers of Superficial Steve Morales were both quoted as being interested and even already working on it.

[Vulps]

I'm not surprised.

Queen Heidi is probably searching Youtube for undiscovered talent. I know she won't opt for the generic sounds that the other lessor girls are incorporating into their desperate attempts at relevance. They'd probably work for free too, just for the experience and the opportunity.

[Sunlighter]

Snapped by Spencer picking out some new crystals.

[Vulps]

Is her rack smaller? Omg.

[Sunlighter]

Originally posted by Vulps

Is her rack smaller? Omg.

I clicked report post instead of quote the first time.
Some sort of holy sign that your blasphemy is unacceptable.


No, it's the same size, are you blind?

[Vulps]

Originally posted by Sunlighter

I clicked report post instead of quote the first time.
Some sort of holy sign that your blasphemy is unacceptable.


No, it's the same size, are you blind?

It looks smaller, but that's probably due to the reduced shadow because of the lighting.

She needs to ditch her turd of a husband (what a fugly mess) and make new music. And get on a new reality show. I miss her. >:

[Sunlighter]

I miss her so much lord.
Life would be so much better for literally everyone if she was in the public eye again.

[Vulps]

Originally posted by Sunlighter

I miss her so much lord.
Life would be so much better for literally everyone if she was in the public eye again.

Do we really have no news? Interviews? Nothing?

Whose bright idea was it to tell her to stay away from the limelight?

[Sunlighter]

Her own. She's in college studying some irrelevant **** w Spencer or something so they have fallbacks.
What a poop stain of an idea.

[Vulps]

Originally posted by Sunlighter

Her own. She's in college studying some irrelevant **** w Spencer or something so they have fallbacks.
What a poop stain of an idea.

Meaning it was probably Spencer's.

You don't need to study when you have half a dozen quick, cheap ways to regain relevance. Sign up for Celebrity Apprentice or something and divert the money you win into your career. DOI.

[Sunlighter]

She should hurry up and release her autobiography too.
That's gonna be my bible.

[Vulps]

I'll actually make an effort to read if she releases it. I'm here for her newly expanded college vocabulary.

[Sunlighter]

Originally posted by Vulps

I'll actually make an effort to read if she releases it. I'm here for her newly expanded college vocabulary.

Bitch!

[Vulps]

One of the first pictures I reblogged on Tumblr. That body.

EDIT: She sounds just like Empress Lavigne at times, I just realized after watching this interview. I'm here for a collaboration as long as Avril is able to clamber up to her level.

[Sunlighter]

2.0's body was pretty cute.
I like the bootylicious feel 3.0 went for though.

And her speaking voice, really?
Link to some Avril interviews in which she sounds like Queen Heidi so I can judge.

[Vulps]

Originally posted by Sunlighter

2.0's body was pretty cute.
I like the bootylicious feel 3.0 went for though.

And her speaking voice, really?
Link to some Avril interviews in which she sounds like Queen Heidi so I can judge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls17Ua3QQ7E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aH7P...eature=related

The second link is this long-ass interview, just click anywhere.

I'm not sure if you'll hear it, but there are definitely similarities.

[Sunlighter]

Oh my god.
Even her laugh.

How interesting.

[Vulps]

Twinsies. I say they pull a Paris Hilton and release a spoken single as a part of a joint album. Top of the charts, here we come.

[Sunlighter]

I wouldn't say no to a collabo tbh, if just for the fact that then we'd have something to talk about forever.

[Vulps]

I want it both for the video and the universal meltdown all of Avril's fans will simultaneously have the minute the news leaks.

I mean ffs they even look vaguely alike:



Beautiful Liar Pt. II, minus the crap.

Also, another page. Montag is killing it.