I'm a hardcore Gaga stan but I'm high and listening to Britney's second album (Oops) and it's ****ing awesome. Britney's voice is so ****ing sexy on Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know. Such a sensual song. The whole is flawless really
Britney Spears Stans
The Core Britney Spears Stan Demographic: White twinks, medium-build Latinos and a smattering of wayward Negroes ages 17-34. They will pursue careers that require a strong aptitude in either the creative arts, project management, female impersonation or anal dilation.
Why Her Stans Love Her: Anything that she lacks in talent she made up for in sweetness and gumption. Her music has remained ageless and accessible to younger stans (30 year old Britney is just as interested in getting finger-banged on the dance floor as 19 year old Britney was).
Why Other Stanbases Don't Like Britney Stans: Britney stans have extremely high standards -- when it comes to other artists. If Katy Perry's hair is parted incorrectly and her lipstick doesn't match her shoes, Britney stans will write a 34-page review about how sloppy and basic Katy Perry is. But if Britney collapses in puddle of her own vomit then Britney is slaying and anyone says differently are haters.
Biggest Misconception About Her Stans: The biggest misconception about Britney stans is that they are brain-dead, illiterate, and generally dumb. This is untrue. A significant portion of Britney stans are creative, well-educated and intelligent individuals; and they have very important jobs. (Example: The Rolling Stone review department and the MTV News department)
What Britney Stans REALLY Want You To Understand: Britney stans want some respect for all that she has done in her career. Before you got all uppity and starting stanning for Rihannagagakatyonce, you used to do Britney's choregraphy in your bedroom. She has achieved a lot and survived a lot, and now artists who far more talented than her are coming forward to talk about how much of an influence she was on them. No, she was not the best singer or dancer and she may not know what year it is, but the fact remains that she is a pop icon and one of the most commercially successful female artists ever. It's okay to be one of Gaga's Monsters or Katy's Kold Sores, just don't forget about Britney.
Where Britney Stans Will Be 10 Years From Now: To go from selling 1 million in a week, to barely clearing 1 million in a year may seem like a dramatic fall-off; but Britney has attracted a solid and devoted group who have tolerated A LOT, so it is very likely that her stanbase will remain stable for the next 5 to 10 years.
Britney fans are having a video sharing party 
Whip It, Va Va Voom, Marilyn Monroe and Automatic would be perfect for Britney
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