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Member Since: 10/28/2009
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Let me see. Chemist & Kh? They're both illiterate immigrants who bandwagon from fave to fave depending on the time of day, weather, etc in whatever country's border they crossed. How can one tell the difference between the two? Only by the amount of dicks they've taken.
SaMANtha swings her tailpipe at men in relationships and proceeds to cry about it over Mariah Carey songs. Lugia? He went about it the classier way I guess, keeping in contact with an underage English lad and waited for him to cross the 18th year mark before he decided to pay a visit.
Another way to tell the difference between the two is how they speak. Kh's voice is stuck somewhere between a gay lisp and a fresh off the boat accent while Luis can't even speak English beyond fragmented Shakira lyrics he learned.
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Member Since: 11/18/2010
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Originally posted by Chemist
The most illiterate ones in the same roast I see
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Member Since: 9/12/2011
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Kh-Loud bitch I don't dislike you but damn there are many wrong things with you, first of all stop trying to be the Leader of the Navy cause you and your wannabe ghetto slang are not even close to become that. I could go on but damn I don't even wanna waste my time with your existence. Therfor goodbye and see you in the Talk That Talk thread (or not, since you are a non factor there)
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
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Samantha, my girlfriend,
You're a mess. A Grade A mess. The kind of mess that an obese family leaves at the Old Country Buffet. You have more female asian identities than Cahleb has *****s. Your illiterate font is the only reason why people know who you are. Let's not forget the time you serenaded me with your Wendy William's version of "Always Be My Baby" on Tinychat. We've dated and ****ed, but it was all a part of your ****y scheme. You come in for the dick, the presents, and the attention and hop onto the next dick that catches your eye. I was there for you when you needed your labia reduction surgery, but you just waited until the bills were paid and left. I think all of this stems from insecurities in your Cambodian upbringing. Your culture spits on gypsies, tramps, and thieves, so you DENY the fact that your ***** needs *** like a car needs gas.
Despite all of these obvious flaws that would normally lead one to suicide, I'm here for you. There's a reason we were destined to be together.
I love you.
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Member Since: 10/28/2009
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Originally posted by BTrisc
Samantha, my girlfriend,
You're a mess. A Grade A mess. The kind of mess that an obese family leaves at the Old Country Buffet. You have more female asian identities than Cahleb has *****s. Your illiterate font is the only reason why people know who you are. Let's not forget the time you serenaded me with your Wendy William's version of "Always Be My Baby" on Tinychat. We've dated and ****ed, but it was all a part of your ****y scheme. You come in for the dick, the presents, and the attention and hop onto the next dick that catches your eye. I was there for you when you needed your labia reduction surgery, but you just waited until the bills were paid and left. I think all of this stems from insecurities in your Cambodian upbringing. Your culture spits on gypsies, tramps, and thieves, so you DENY the fact that your ***** needs *** like a car needs gas.
Despite all of these obvious flaws that would normally lead one to suicide, I'm here for you. There's a reason we were destined to be together.
I love you.
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njunmklgnmk what kinda marriage proposal? 
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Not much to say on any of these heauxs. Love all two of them.
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Member Since: 12/13/2009
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Originally posted by BTrisc
Samantha, my girlfriend,
You're a mess. A Grade A mess. The kind of mess that an obese family leaves at the Old Country Buffet. You have more female asian identities than Cahleb has *****s. Your illiterate font is the only reason why people know who you are. Let's not forget the time you serenaded me with your Wendy William's version of "Always Be My Baby" on Tinychat. We've dated and ****ed, but it was all a part of your ****y scheme. You come in for the dick, the presents, and the attention and hop onto the next dick that catches your eye. I was there for you when you needed your labia reduction surgery, but you just waited until the bills were paid and left. I think all of this stems from insecurities in your Cambodian upbringing. Your culture spits on gypsies, tramps, and thieves, so you DENY the fact that your ***** needs *** like a car needs gas.
Despite all of these obvious flaws that would normally lead one to suicide, I'm here for you. There's a reason we were destined to be together.
I love you.
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Not on this beautiful evening.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Originally posted by BTrisc
Samantha, my girlfriend,
You're a mess. A Grade A mess. The kind of mess that an obese family leaves at the Old Country Buffet. You have more female asian identities than Cahleb has *****s. Your illiterate font is the only reason why people know who you are. Let's not forget the time you serenaded me with your Wendy William's version of "Always Be My Baby" on Tinychat. We've dated and ****ed, but it was all a part of your ****y scheme. You come in for the dick, the presents, and the attention and hop onto the next dick that catches your eye. I was there for you when you needed your labia reduction surgery, but you just waited until the bills were paid and left. I think all of this stems from insecurities in your Cambodian upbringing. Your culture spits on gypsies, tramps, and thieves, so you DENY the fact that your ***** needs *** like a car needs gas.
Despite all of these obvious flaws that would normally lead one to suicide, I'm here for you. There's a reason we were destined to be together.
I love you.
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Oh my god. Not now. Not ever.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/8/2006
Posts: 42,086
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Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash
Luis can't even speak English beyond fragmented Shakira lyrics he learned.
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Originally posted by Peep Show
see you in the Talk That Talk thread (or not, since you are a non factor there)
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Originally posted by BTrisc
You have more female asian identities than Cahleb has *****s.
you DENY the fact that your ***** needs *** like a car needs gas.
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Member Since: 8/18/2011
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I'm just gonna slide into this thread for a quick roast
Hollywood:
First off, FLOP STAN! I think its already too obvious you like Evanescence seeing as its the ONLY thing you ever have in your NP section and then Hoe, you using that "What You Want" gif as your avi for like a month and then spreading you legs in the Dirty Talk thread letting whoever and whatever in between your leggys really tells me What You Want  I don't think I should bring up how you get wet down there watching Halloween (Original) or how you abuse your cummy ***** while singing/moaning "Bring Me to Life" because #OOP I just did
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 11/14/2008
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Brandon, sit your fast ass down. This is a ROAST not a bond fire. 
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Member Since: 11/18/2010
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Brandon, this is your chance to tell me how you really feel. 
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Banned
Member Since: 10/26/2010
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Khlown, Stop spamming my inbox begging me to roast you, Flop ass Ameriies stan.
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Member Since: 7/29/2010
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Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash
Let me see. Chemist & Kh? They're both illiterate immigrants who bandwagon from fave to fave depending on the time of day, weather, etc in whatever country's border they crossed. How can one tell the difference between the two? Only by the amount of dicks they've taken.
SaMANtha swings her tailpipe at men in relationships and proceeds to cry about it over Mariah Carey songs. Lugia? He went about it the classier way I guess, keeping in contact with an underage English lad and waited for him to cross the 18th year mark before he decided to pay a visit.
Another way to tell the difference between the two is how they speak. Kh's voice is stuck somewhere between a gay lisp and a fresh off the boat accent while Luis can't even speak English beyond fragmented Shakira lyrics he learned.
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Member Since: 9/21/2010
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Kh-Loud
The wannabe ghetto hoodrat that smells like overnight mushu pork. The Cambodian reject lives in a section 8 house somewhere in DC and trolls ATRl living a fantasy life. This bitch is a deluded piece of work as I remember the days when HE swore he had a *****. I don't blame him though his dick probably is too small and his fat ass must have mistaken it for a slit.
SaMANtha is one of the funniest trolls tho. He thinks that when he posts that people are laughing with him but we are only laughing at his illiteracy. He has no knowledge of the english language and is the dumbest asian you will ever encounter. He's very simple minded and slow but he loves the Queen and he loves anybody who's a ****. He is extremely horny for some dick but his frail ass can't take!!
Ryan Reynolds' wouldn't even use you for his personal toilet even if you begged him. I don't give a **** how many fortune cookies u consume u still aint getting the dick and you still not getting a ***** for Christmas. Skyler already bought the last ***** on ebay so better luck next lifetime.
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Member Since: 8/18/2011
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Originally posted by Deemy
Kh-Loud
The wannabe ghetto hoodrat that smells like overnight mushu pork. The Cambodian reject lives in a section 8 house somewhere in DC and trolls ATRl living a fantasy life. This bitch is a deluded piece of work as I remember the days when HE swore he had a *****. I don't blame him though his dick probably is too small and his fat ass must have mistaken it for a slit.
SaMANtha is one of the funniest trolls tho. He thinks that when he posts that people are laughing with him but we are only laughing at his illiteracy. He has no knowledge of the english language and is the dumbest asian you will ever encounter. He's very simple minded and slow but he loves the Queen and he loves anybody who's a ****. He is extremely horny for some dick but his frail ass can't take!!
Ryan Reynolds' wouldn't even use you for his personal toilet even if you begged him. I don't give a **** how many fortune cookies u consume u still aint getting the dick and you still not getting a ***** for Christmas. Skyler already bought the last ***** on ebay so better luck next lifetime.
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This gave me life
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Kh-Loud, you do need to **** off after the shade you've thrown at me. Bitch, you don't know me. Shading me like a lampshade, though bitch, you've got more holes in your dragging and shade than the number of singles Madonna has had. Flopping ass **** heaux.Pass an English class next time you wanna talk.
Go back into that raggedy, dirty hole your illiterate ass crawled out of to join this ****ing forum.
Thanks, love.
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Member Since: 10/13/2008
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Kh-loud.
You're a ghetto asian.
That's a roast in itself.
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Member Since: 11/10/2009
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Originally posted by Rîh.røx.
Kh-loud.
You're an asian.
That's a roast in itself.
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Racist mess.
Let's get into how this Cambodian fool tricked half of PYP into believing he was white brunette spending her honeymoon with her hunky white man in Paris.
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he was my first. 