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Discussion: Dirty Talk (NSFW)
Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by Ra2
Haha. 
I thought it was weird you said nose cause I was like, "I didn't say adenoids, I said tonsils." 
Anywho, I'm thinking about going into complete celibacy.
I'm still crushing on this guy, whom when I speak about him I call him my, "Future husband."
I've crushed on him ever since well this time last year (when dating my ex bf, who then dumped me and me and future husband talked a lot more). He made the break up so much easier to deal with. 
He's definitely a keeper.  |
That's gonna be hard.  This guy must be amazing if you're thinking of doing that. I hope you guys end up together.
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by ImpressiveInstant
Yes, 30-50. A little less than 30 is ok too  |
Ok, that's understandable. I thought you were talking walking corpse old. So, do you have your eyes on anyone?
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Member Since: 3/18/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
That's gonna be hard. This guy must be amazing if you're thinking of doing that. I hope you guys end up together. |
He's the most bitchy person I've ever met. He's also the most difficult person to make happy that I've ever met.
But when he smiles he's just so adorable. 
And he's so intelligent and suave. 
He's not even kissed a boy.
He's my best friend's other gay best friend.
My bestie said the other day that when he saw me that I was looking cute. 
We slept in the same bed until he woke up and went home. 
I wanted to make a move on him and at least kiss him but I was nervous.
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by Ra2
He's the most bitchy person I've ever met. He's also the most difficult person to make happy that I've ever met.
But when he smiles he's just so adorable.
And he's so intelligent and suave.
He's not even kissed a boy.
He's my best friend's other gay best friend.
My bestie said the other day that when he saw me that I was looking cute.
We slept in the same bed until he woke up and went home.
I wanted to make a move on him and at least kiss him but I was nervous. |
Besides the bitchiness, all of this is too cute. I think you guys will hit off. How old is he?
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Member Since: 3/18/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
Besides the bitchiness, all of this is too cute. I think you guys will hit off. How old is he?
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He's 20, turns 21 in April.
I turn 19 September 1st.
I hope so. 
Speak of the devil, he just texted me.
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Member Since: 6/10/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
Ok, that's understandable. I thought you were talking walking corpse old. So, do you have your eyes on anyone?
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Ha, no... I've never fallen in love too 
Yes, I'm really a "never" person - I hope it doesn't follow me to the future
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by Ra2
He's 20, turns 21 in April.
I turn 19 September 1st.
I hope so.
Speak of the devil, he just texted me. |
Nice.
You're a Virgo? I'm a Virgo too.
I hope so too.
Lol.
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Member Since: 3/18/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
Nice.
You're a Virgo? I'm a Virgo too.
I hope so too.
Lol. |
Haha, yeah,
Yes, I'm a Virgo.
Time will tell. I'm patient. .-.
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by ImpressiveInstant
Ha, no... I've never fallen in love too
Yes, I'm really a "never" person - I hope it doesn't follow me to the future |
Don't worry, you'll find someone attractive soon enough. 
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Originally posted by Ra2
Haha, yeah,
Yes, I'm a Virgo.
Time will tell. I'm patient. .-.
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So, what does he look like?
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Member Since: 6/10/2011
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Originally posted by Ra2
He's the most bitchy person I've ever met. He's also the most difficult person to make happy that I've ever met.
But when he smiles he's just so adorable.
And he's so intelligent and suave.
He's not even kissed a boy.
He's my best friend's other gay best friend.
My bestie said the other day that when he saw me that I was looking cute.
We slept in the same bed until he woke up and went home.
I wanted to make a move on him and at least kiss him but I was nervous. |
That's cute, hope you eventually get together
(after what you said about the frat guy I quite understand why you love Bad Romance/Judas so much  )
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Member Since: 3/18/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
So, what does he look like?
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He's like 6'3ish?
He has like black hair. He's super slim (bony actually, lol).
He has pretty brown eyes.
He's partially asian. He's sooooo cute.
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Member Since: 3/18/2011
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Originally posted by ImpressiveInstant
That's cute, hope you eventually get together
(after what you said about the frat guy I quite understand why you love Bad Romance/Judas so much ) |
Yes..that's exactly why they are my favorite GaGa songs.
Glad someone has picked up on it. 
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Member Since: 9/14/2010
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Originally posted by Ra2
As I said earlier, he kissed like a dementor.
Besides, he was a bit younger than me. Not really here for that.  |
Sorry I got sidetracked
- Oh I see 
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Member Since: 6/10/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
Don't worry, you'll find someone attractive soon enough. |
Thanks
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Member Since: 5/14/2011
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Originally posted by Ra2
Ok, sure.
Well, me and this guy X (I'll call him X). We were talking for 9 days via texting, and let me tell you girls now. That boy is fine.
He was a soccer player.
A Frat boy.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
So anyway, I went to his fraternity's Halloween party, and then I left with my best friend. Then he texted me, asking where I had went, and so I told him. He suggested that y'know that I went to his dorm cause his roomie was gone.
I walk a quarter of a mile ish in the pouring rain to his dorm. I'm in his room soaking wet, nothing dry on me but my boxers. I'm shivering, and he walks over and says, "You don't have to be cold." He does this as he unzipped my pants.
We got into his bed before he cut off the lights, took my glasses off, and then we started to make out. And then, I started to slide my body against his until I got to his huge boner.
I was giving him head and he started shoving my face to the base, which would have been fine, y'know, were it natural. I gagged just a wee bit. Next thing I know, he says stop. I was so scared that I had done something wrong. Instead, he pulls me up and we're on our knees on the bed and I remember I could see his eyes (my vision was poor but I could see his eyes) and the intense passion that I saw was overwhelming. We kissed right after that before he pushed me onto the bed and started to give me head ( I prefer to give it than get it).
Then next thing I know, he's rimming me. 
I've never let a guy do that other than him.
Next thing I know he started to kiss my neck, and I feel sharp pain. I took a breath and he kissed me. He started to mutter how tight it was, and I just felt so overwhelmed by all the sensations that was going on. I remember being so turned on by the fact that he was on top of me and then next thing I know it was just amazing.
Then he was all, "wanna try a different position?" And I'm like, ":SURE!" So he pulled me up and then he laid down to where I was straddling him. I rode him for a while before he was like, "You know how you always say '**** me sideways'?" And I was like, "Yeah." He goes, "Watch This." He flips me on my side and put his hand around my mouth and just pounded the **** out of me. It was great.
And then he was all, "Wanna try this position" and I was like, "hell yeah." I remember he said, "You're up for everything tonight, aren't you." He laughed and I was like, "Well, yeah." Then eventually he asked if I wanted him to *** in me or in my mouth. I said my mouth. He came and I swallowed.
Then we cuddled and I fell asleep.
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Is this real life? Oh my god it sounds like a ****o
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by Ra2
He's like 6'3ish?
He has like black hair. He's super slim (bony actually, lol).
He has pretty brown eyes.
He's partially asian. He's sooooo cute. |
Goodness, I love brown eyes. Sounds handsome.
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Member Since: 6/17/2009
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Originally posted by Ra2
Ok, sure.
Well, me and this guy X (I'll call him X). We were talking for 9 days via texting, and let me tell you girls now. That boy is fine.
He was a soccer player.
A Frat boy.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
So anyway, I went to his fraternity's Halloween party, and then I left with my best friend. Then he texted me, asking where I had went, and so I told him. He suggested that y'know that I went to his dorm cause his roomie was gone.
I walk a quarter of a mile ish in the pouring rain to his dorm. I'm in his room soaking wet, nothing dry on me but my boxers. I'm shivering, and he walks over and says, "You don't have to be cold." He does this as he unzipped my pants.
We got into his bed before he cut off the lights, took my glasses off, and then we started to make out. And then, I started to slide my body against his until I got to his huge boner.
I was giving him head and he started shoving my face to the base, which would have been fine, y'know, were it natural. I gagged just a wee bit. Next thing I know, he says stop. I was so scared that I had done something wrong. Instead, he pulls me up and we're on our knees on the bed and I remember I could see his eyes (my vision was poor but I could see his eyes) and the intense passion that I saw was overwhelming. We kissed right after that before he pushed me onto the bed and started to give me head ( I prefer to give it than get it).
Then next thing I know, he's rimming me.
I've never let a guy do that other than him.
Next thing I know he started to kiss my neck, and I feel sharp pain. I took a breath and he kissed me. He started to mutter how tight it was, and I just felt so overwhelmed by all the sensations that was going on. I remember being so turned on by the fact that he was on top of me and then next thing I know it was just amazing.
Then he was all, "wanna try a different position?" And I'm like, ":SURE!" So he pulled me up and then he laid down to where I was straddling him. I rode him for a while before he was like, "You know how you always say '**** me sideways'?" And I was like, "Yeah." He goes, "Watch This." He flips me on my side and put his hand around my mouth and just pounded the **** out of me. It was great.
And then he was all, "Wanna try this position" and I was like, "hell yeah." I remember he said, "You're up for everything tonight, aren't you." He laughed and I was like, "Well, yeah." Then eventually he asked if I wanted him to *** in me or in my mouth. I said my mouth. He came and I swallowed.
Then we cuddled and I fell asleep.
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this post makes me wet
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Member Since: 6/17/2009
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Originally posted by Ra2
Well, the next morning, I woke up to him in the other bed. 
When he woke up, he said, "I'm going to take a shower and go to church. I'll see you later."
Now girl, had you been me, you'd totally be in love too.
I loved that boy so much. 
This was right after Bad Romance came out and he quit talking to me after that (for the most part). Long story short, we never had sex again, but for the past 2 years my university life has been hell (he's one of the most popular people on campus).
He eventually admitted that he "led" me on. He apologized and what not, said he hoped he didn't ruin any furture relationships I had.
Whenever he would be near me on campus, my heart would throb and my body would shake. I was so smitten.
I've just gotten over him/what happened/his influence on me just this Summer (almost 3 years ago now). |
aw  this is sad but good for you :hardhug:
have you got anyone new in your heart? 
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Member Since: 3/18/2011
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aw this is sad but good for you :hardhug:
have you got anyone new in your heart? |
Well, I have a crush. As I said, lol.
It's so complicated.
Half the time I just wanna give up on him.
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