LoJend (aka Mrs. Jennifer Lopez-Anthony) is my queen. I worship at her shrine daily. I wake up to Jenny On the Block while simultaneously listening to Rebirth, to remind myself that today is a new day in the name of the legend. At lunch, I sing myself I'm Real in order to yet again remind myself that I'm not fake like these other fake plastic pop girls. During the afternoon, I watch reruns of American Idol (only last season of course, not the other J. Lo-ess ones lol). Before dinner, I watch Maid In Manhattan while wearing a J. Lo-imitative wig from the Manhattan wig shop. I eat my dinner on plates that have Lopez-Anthony pictures of them. At night, before I go to bed, I listen to LOVE? 4 times, once for each letter. I watch Gigli & curse out Ben for ruining my queen's heart. I make sure to listen to Marc Anthony's CDs three times a week.
Right before sleeping, I drink a bottle of Coca-Cola, the drink my queen sponsors on American Idol, & then use L'Oreal shampoo to cleanse my hair like the queen's. Then I wash my body with L'Oreal body wash. Then, it's off to bed with my covers that smell like the queen's fragrance.
All in a day for LoJend.
One of the most funny things i've read on this board.
