I haven't posted in the four thread often yet, my internet was being stupid yesterday, but I flamebaited and trolled like there was no tomorrow, and I tried my first hand at dragging (I'm usually a goody-good) and failed. Overall, I like Beyonce, so it wasn't dreadful stanning for her. I've had 4 on repeat the whole last two days because I'm addicted to it.
It's not hard stanning for King B. I wouldn't do it any other day, as her stanbase can be obnoxious I've discovered, but she has 1623182731902 grammys and 12381279012 albums sold, and she has talent. I can't say the same for the other girls.
My uniform is snazzy I think, so I dont mind seeing myself in it! I won't spam/flamebait/troll any longer, that was just the first day. Now I'll be in full stanning mode. I'll attempt to drag some more
This church is simply for honoring the queen of life and music, the one who birthed every single artist in the music industry and raised them to be lessors and a downgraded, watered down version of herself, and the legend, Christina Aguliera.
Here, we will recite prayers and pledges, discuss her legendary status in both the music industry and film business, read from the Bionible (Bionic Bible), and top off our activities with the worship session.
To start off the opening of the holiest church on planet Earth, let's all recite, learn, memorize, and discuss the Pledge of the Legend.
Repeat after me..
Pledge of the Legend:
I pledge of allegiance,
To the queen, and the best albums of all time.
And to the citizens, in which they stan..
One church.
Under Godtina.
Unstrippable.
With holiness, and inspiration for all.
Now that we have that done. Everybody get into pairs and recite the lines to eachother. We will do this for a few minutes and then move on with another activity. When you are finished, you can go into 3 single-file lines and grab one of our two fabulous uniforms. No Godtina worshipper will be allowed to mock, ridicule, or harm anyone for which uniform they choose. It is their decision and you must respect that.
PICK ONE OF THE TWO UNIFORMS: NOTE: We are a peaceful, harmless, beautiful group of people.. that is why we made a simple CHURCH OF CHRISTINA uniform as well, so worshippers of other artists will not get offended. We may never start a war, terrorize others, or bring people down for what they believe in.
Current time- 2:10pm CST (Christina Standard Time)
Schedule:
Pledge of the Legend ✔
Learn Pledge / Godtina Team Discussions - currently doing
Uniform fittings - currently doing
Bionible Reading Section 1.503
Godtina Worshipping Session
I feel like Alicia Keys just because I wrote diary, Satellites try so hard to be the #1 Bey Stan, but they already know I'm the #1 and is my first day! and with that username is one of her worst songs and what the hell is doing Kisuke, Hi.Def and iBeyonce in the thread, you guys can
I'm starting to love Run The world because that's my runway song and thanks Bey I'm not a part of any stan base in this war site otherwise my ass will be in danger, I haven't started any thread, I'm unwarned because I'll always keep it Beyoncé, unfortunately I won't be here all the day, I'm very busy, but I already have Run the world in my ipod so I think that I'm gonna survive, talking about survive I think I'm gonna add Survivor too
Love? has sold 600K, & is still selling over 50K worldwide a week. J. Lo is here for stability, unlike certain other artists that are not worldwide superstars.
So today I quit the P!nk stanbase and joined the Notorious K.I.M. stanbase. It was pretty easy to be honest, I didn't like stanning for a tranny much. So anyway, I began by retrieving some receipts (the few I could find). Most people say it is hard to stan for a flop, but I found it extremely fun and entertaining. In fact, I want to be more like Lil Kim now. Heck, I'm gonna go get some botox tomorrow so I can become a doll face beautiful person like the queen. I made a Lil Kim appreciation thread. Not many people posted, probably because Lil Kim snatched their fave's wig so effortlessly. Every day Lil Kim adds a new wig to her Weave Closet. Last week she snatched Advil's wig, but she threw it away because it had Max Martin's dried semen on it.
Only Lil Kim knows where Katy's wig is. So anyways, overall I found stanning for Lil Kim to be an enjoyable experience so far.
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I'm getting some botox on my junk. It'll look FIERCE and it'll be in honor of our fave.
is one of her worst songs 
and what the hell is doing Kisuke, Hi.Def and iBeyonce in the thread, you guys can 
and thanks Bey I'm not a part of any stan base in this 
It'll look FIERCE and it'll be in honor of our fave. 