[Chemist]

Originally posted by Last Boy on Earth

In like 30 minutes I'ma go on a date with him http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5916418_n.jpg, wish me luck, I'm nervous, I haven't been on a date in ages

Good luck, so hot <3



This and Rabiosa pole dancing makes me think Shakira is AMAZING in bed, just liek every other colombian

[ↁЄℛЄƘ]

My Mom is blaring Rolling In The Deep, this upsets me because she always ruins songs for me. It's very rare when she likes one of my songs but when she does. She plays them over and over. I've actually gone as far as deleting some songs off of my ipod so she cannot ask me to play them.

I've had enough.

Some songs she has ruined for me:

• I Gotta A Feelin

• Cowboy Cassanova

• Before He Cheats

• Single Ladies

• Rollin' - Big N Rich

• I Need You Now

• Rolling In The Deep

• My Life Would Suck Without You

• Since U Been Gone

• All The Things That I've Done

• Mr. Brightside

[ↁЄℛЄƘ]

Originally posted by Last Boy on Earth

In like 30 minutes I'ma go on a date with him http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5916418_n.jpg, wish me luck, I'm nervous, I haven't been on a date in ages

I'd tap that.



Anyway good luck.

[Shame♥]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

I bought Amerie's All I Have today and it is ****ing amazing. I don't know why I ever hesitated

Is this your first time hearing it?

[Michael]

Originally posted by Lily Gaga

How does it smell?

It smells quite bad, but it isn't the worst smell in the world. It's hard to describe.

[Michael]

Originally posted by Kisuke

did you eat him out

Yes, of course I eat out farting cats

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Michael

I eat out farting cats

I'm afraid there's no saving you.

[Michael]

Originally posted by TheMusicProphet

I'm afraid there's no saving you.

Be right back, jumping off a cliff.

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Michael

Be right back, jumping off a cliff.

Make sure you take the cat to the vet first.

[Dancehall]

[ForrestFuller]

Originally posted by ViTiLiGO

[Michael]

Farty cat is asleep on my pillow.

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Michael

Farty cat is asleep on my pillow.

You need to control yourself boo.


Do not sin.

[Michael]

Originally posted by TheMusicProphet

Make sure you take the cat to the vet first.

I'm afraid to take him to the vets because the vets would simply die of shock because he is too cute. The fart smell might kill them first though.

He's a very strange cat. He normally smells of perfume and he eats towels.

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Dancehall Queen

The church has found a new anthem.

[Michael]

Originally posted by TheMusicProphet

You need to control yourself boo.


Do not sin.

And now he is purring and meowing at me.

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Michael

And now he is purring and meowing at me.

that cat kinky.

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Michael

I'm afraid to take him to the vets because the vets would simply die of shock because he is too cute. The fart smell might kill them first though.

He's a very strange cat. He normally smells of perfume and he eats towels.

eww.

[Dancehall]

Originally posted by TheMusicProphet

The church has found a new anthem.

The church better jam to Amanda Perez.

[Hollywood.]

My family has found my twitter.
*deletes tweets*