I had a dream that I was out walking and I came across Gaga's tour bus in my hometown. She was outside smoking a cigarette so I asked if I could take a picture with her, and she said "Of course!" So I handed my Polaroid camera to Laurieann Gibson, who proceeded to point it at the ground and snap a picture to "test" it, using up my last film on a picture of grass.
So I handed Laurieann my iPhone, and she tapped the screen a lot but didn't actually take a picture. She handed me the phone and said "All done!" and I looked and there weren't any pictures, so I said "You didn't take any. Can you try again and push the button this time?" And Gaga said, "Come on, Monster, you're wasting my time" so I had to leave.