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Originally posted by Albert
And... to the member that reported me... Thanks
I can see how pressed you are.  |
Your name is Albert. That sounds like the name of a loser.
You would think stanning for someone who hit absolute rock bottom would make you sympathetic, humble, and aware that success can be taken away as quickly as it is came, but some Britney stans insist on being illiterate, delusional, stan war terroists. On the plus side, they are devoted, loyal, creative, not quite as bad as Christina Aguilera stans.
Britney stans are a key component and major player in stan wars. Because Britney remains unsurpassed (commercially) in a lot of areas, and she is a pop icon, her stans are a difficult bunch to beat.
Britlexia
Britney Spears stans suffer from condition called Britlexia. Britlexia is a learning disability that impairs a stan's ability to understand simple logic and read basic English. Even though their reading comprehension is poor they are still able to read record sales, ticket sales, and can understand the word "sold out". This makes reading reviews and critiques difficult, but has no effect on reading 10-year old sales stats.
Example of Britlexia:
Read this paragraph:
Britney appeared last night in Atlanta as apart of a 100-date tour. She appeared three hours late and once she took the stage she drooled on herself, picked her nose, and flicked boogers at people in the front row. She also fell asleep 3 times and urinated on the stage. The sold out crowd, some of whom paid $500 a ticket, began to walk out within 20 minutes. It estimated that the tour will gross over $100 million.
This is how the paragraph appears to a person with Britlexia:
����❚❚❚❚❚❚❚���������100-date tour�������✤✶✷✸✹✺✻$500 a ticket���❤❤❤���$100 million.
but she still looks cute nonetheless.
