86. Lipton
He's on the list because he was himself dragged for filth in SYG every single time he dared to enter. Geez (who comes later) has one of the single best SYG quotes in history which happened to be him dragging Lipton.
You should post the post of mopehanna...it was tew damn epic
Here it is
Quote:
Originally posted by Erik
Hey Kids!
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*Does not work if she's the one doing said hard work.
Look at those pests run in fear!
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*** Please, please, please! STOP bringing in the KFC Ciara coupons - We do not accept them!!
