Monsters, as you may all know I am going to see Gaga tomorrow.
I live minutes from the venue and am preparing something special for Gaga.
Driving to the venue, she has to pass by the street directly in back of my house, so I'm planning to build a giant statue of her built out of paper mache.
I will not be held down by city ordinances or anything, Gaga will have to acknowledge my existence.
