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Originally posted by Patrick
I should have known you would love my favorite mockumentary of all time!
Soulmates.  |
We were separated at birth, I tell you !
Rebecca Ann Lyman = Denise Richards's best role !
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Loretta: Are we on 'Cops' again?
Amber Atkins: Yah, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part: it was still on the hanger.
Annette Atkins: Who's this?
Amber Atkins: Oh, they're here to see my room and film me for their movie.
Annette Atkins: If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.
Loretta: What is wrong with you?
Amber Atkins: I don't know. I just didn't wanna win like this.
Loretta: You stop right there. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
Amber Atkins: Really?
Loretta: No. It's pure ********, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.
Amber Atkins: Okay.
Loretta: Do you guys want some shots? I'm buyin'!
Amber Atkins: Oh yeah. Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships... or prison.
Terry Macey: [when the contestants all start throwing up] Somebody call a doctor!
Colleen Douglas: A doctor? Somebody call a priest!
Colleen Douglas: I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "Where the hell's my waiter?"
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Anyway, I'm sure the song will be as good as the movie was !
Amazing! 
Though in all honesty I hope the song doesn't sound like that. 
