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Ømega

Member Since: 7/10/2010

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Thread Starter | Post #1141

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Originally posted by beyoncefan1

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I do all I can but trust that nothing's gonna be happening in my sex life anytime soon!

Boy why u say that u gona find u a nice gurl who will love u and want to **** u

beyoncefan1

Member Since: 9/6/2006

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Boy why u say that u gona find u a nice gurl who will love u and want to **** u

Yeah ain't happening here cuz all the gurls here see as just a friend and I ain't here for that! I want a gurl that will love me and **** me like u said! Hopefully when I finally go to college in fall that will change!

Ømega

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Thread Starter | Post #1143

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Yeah ain't happening here cuz all the gurls here see as just a friend and I ain't here for that! I want a gurl that will love me and **** me like u said! Hopefully when I finally go to college in fall that will change!

I kno wat u mean wat college?? communtiy or university?? ***** will change ur life foreve u make find that freak u was looking for cuz i kno plenty...

Hollywood.

Member Since: 11/18/2010

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Yeah ain't happening here cuz all the gurls here see as just a friend and I ain't here for that! I want a gurl that will love me and **** me like u said! Hopefully when I finally go to college in fall that will change!

It will! That stuff shouldn't be rushed

beyoncefan1

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I kno wat u mean wat college?? communtiy or university?? ***** will change ur life foreve u make find that freak u was looking for cuz i kno plenty...

Community is all I can say sis. OMFG I hope I find a gurl that will wanna bone all day and night!!!

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It will! That stuff shouldn't be rushed

This is true but I really need to lose my vegan status even if it just a one-nighter lol.

Hollywood.

Member Since: 11/18/2010

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This is true but I really need to lose my vegan status even if it just a one-nighter lol.

One night stands are better drunk.... you won't get attached to them that way.

BPD

Member Since: 8/4/2009

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YALL BITCHES BETTER BRING IT... YALL R NOT CALLED MY TOP NOCH HOES FOR NUTHING!!...........

Wait I wanna be a top noch hoe too

And @beyoncefan1.. *sigh* girl, no I wasn't gettin any

its too cold to get my **** up right now and I'm not here for flaccid sex..

beyoncefan1

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Post #1148

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One night stands are better drunk.... you won't get attached to them that way.

Ugh why does everyone wanna get me drunk? I don't wanna drink damn it!

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Wait I wanna be a top noch hoe too

And @beyoncefan1.. *sigh* girl, no I wasn't gettin any

its too cold to get my **** up right now and I'm not here for flaccid sex..

OMG sis! Question r us dudes supposed to have a hard hot dog when going down on a soft pie?

Hollywood.

Member Since: 11/18/2010

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Post #1149

This place is deader then a graveyard....

ifyouseekLEM

Member Since: 9/23/2009

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Originally posted by Da beezness!

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OK, you hoes should now a Dirty Talk thread is not official until I put my two cents in it.

OK. Let's break it down.
You Sis know I'm in the hoe-side sometime (I'm clean these latest weeks!).

I have a dick dealer named Marc. Dude is 35. He's packing meat and has that huge wide phat uncut dick: the kinda dicks I like.
I met the guy online during the 08 summer, a couple of days after my 3 years long BF finally dumped me for a twinky 17 y.o. model (I was 19 at the time and my ex was 11 years older than me). I felt like ****, my ego was bruised, I needed to feel desired by a man, I NEEDED TEH BIG DICK. So I seduced the guy with my nude and my trademark "keep it classy but raw and straigh to the point" talk. You gworls need to realised looks don't do all the work: you have a be a good talker!
So the guy tells me he needs a bottom bitch, is very dominant and ****. I'm like "I'm down for this, come over my house". My whole family was in Italy, I came back earlier in Paris (where I was living in at the time) so I could revise for the exams I was supposed to pass (I put the "F" in fail that year like this ain't nobody business, it drove my parents NUTS). So the house was empty 10 days and, well....

So the guy comes over and next thing you know I'm on my knees with his belt around my neck as a leash and my hand tied behind my back. He's insulting me, bind me to call him "MASTER". At one point he forces me to suck/lick/deepthroat his dick methodically. He brought some sex toy and geisha balls I shove down my anus. I ate his ass, he spat on me and eventually boned me like a cheap hoe. It was so, so, so, dirrty...BUT SO GOOD TO. I needed that, I was going through the roughest patch of my life, the turning point of my life.

Since I've moved out and live very far away from there we lost touch. We ****ed occasionnaly for 2 years. Maybe next time I'll tell you some new **** I did with that freakazoid.

SIDENOTE: Next time I come to Paris I defo needs to get dick down by that dog. AdDICKting.

beyoncefan1

Member Since: 9/6/2006

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This place is deader then a graveyard....

Sis they all went to **** and left us here high and dry. I can'ttt!!!

Hollywood.

Member Since: 11/18/2010

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Sis they all went to **** and left us here high and dry. I can'ttt!!!

Not on my damn watch.

*Runs into their bedrooms dragging them by their wigs back*

Hollywood.

Member Since: 11/18/2010

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Post #1153

"I'll totally bone you if you win us this game."

beyoncefan1

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Originally posted by HollywoodForever

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Not on my damn watch.

*Runs into their bedrooms dragging them by their wigs back*

LOL sis I luv ya but we prob aren't gonna find a lot of common ground since I go for vags and u go for penis. We're still friends tho right?

Hollywood.

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LOL sis I luv ya but we prob aren't gonna find a lot of common ground since I go for vags and u go for penis. We're still friends tho right?

Of course!

sex is sex... wether it's with a man / or a woman.

BPD

Member Since: 8/4/2009

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OMG sis! Question r us dudes supposed to have a hard hot dog when going down on a soft pie?

YAS Gworl you didn't kno?.. Its lik the 'IT' thing right now, everybody's doin it..
But Gworl lik I said.. We're in lik 20 degree temperature right now here in Houston, I aint got time to be suckin some one off in they car, or bangin a bitch in my truck.. My cawk aint allowin it..

BPD

Member Since: 8/4/2009

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Post #1157

Where that Hoe Omega at? He said he would be here!!

Hollywood.

Member Since: 11/18/2010

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YAS Gworl you didn't kno?.. Its lik the 'IT' thing right now, everybody's doin it..
But Gworl lik I said.. We're in lik 20 degree temperature right now here in Houston, I aint got time to be suckin some one off in they car, or bangin a bitch in my truck.. My cawk aint allowin it..

It's only 20 degrees in Houston!? It's like 47 up here in Canada. That kinda of made my day.... but sex is ALWAYS fun to warm up on cold days. Take it from someone who grew up in Canada, and put up with some harsh cold. Laying in bed, getting all sweaty.... turning the heat up.

BPD

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It's only 20 degrees in Houston!? It's like 47 up here in Canada. That kinda of made my day.... but sex is ALWAYS fun to warm up on cold days. Take it from someone who grew up in Canada, and put up with some harsh cold. Laying in bed, getting all sweaty.... turning the heat up.

ONLY 20 degrees?.. Girl we're not used to this kinda cold.. We've been having Rollin power outages everywhere!.. And school is cancelled for tomorrow cuz we're expecting snow..

And yea that does sound nice, someone to cuddle wit and then slowly starts kissin my neck and then takes my clothes off and starts to bang me..

beyoncefan1

Member Since: 9/6/2006

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Post #1160

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Of course!

sex is sex... wether it's with a man / or a woman.

True true!

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YAS Gworl you didn't kno?.. Its lik the 'IT' thing right now, everybody's doin it..
But Gworl lik I said.. We're in lik 20 degree temperature right now here in Houston, I aint got time to be suckin some one off in they car, or bangin a bitch in my truck.. My cawk aint allowin it..

I always knew that but wouldn't it be difficult to move when u hard? I mean I've been hard a lot and it's hard to move cuz sometimes it's hard to walk with ur penis practically breaking thru ma pants. I suppose it's different during sex but idk yet. LOL sis I can'ttt!!!

U need to stick ur cawk in some hot water sis. U be burning up but so will u when u ****.

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Where that Hoe Omega at? He said he would be here!!

Leave him alone sis. He obviously has a good ass sex life otherwise he would be on here more.

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