[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by MP2009

I want to trim my pubes but I fear of razor bumps.

They say it's easier if you let someone else do it for you.

[satellites.™]

Who the hell is here for Cherline Cooler?

[GeezusHaberdash]

And where's the FAT at ****?

[GeezusHaberdash]

Look at Kimba's strong & toned yet womanly smooth legs. An ass like "WHOA." And prolly got that ***** that'll knock you out the park like damn. Cheryl is NEVA dewin it. That's why her husband had to look for womanly love with BLACK bootlyicious janitors. & I'm not here for that.

Twink Cheryl Used-To-Be-Cole.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by Satellites

Who the hell is here for Cherline Cooler?

Read her sis. No one is here for THAT.

[Ace Reject]

Originally posted by Satellites

Who the hell is here for Cherline Cooler?

Keep it cute.



And I will not have this Chim fighting! Fight the real enemy - SARAH HARDING.

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by BEYONCESGiirl

Hey waxing might not be a bad idea. I have no car so I can't go get any wax so any home made waxes.

Homemade waxes aren't the tea at all.
Buy the Sally Hansen Hair Remover Wax Strip Kit it will give you what you want.
But if he has cavemen like hair on his face shave it down a little first then go to work. They also work for bikini lines.

[Callisto.]

Tragic.

TWERK IT BITCH!

[MP2K]

So Black Eyed Peas lost their buzz? I haven't heard **** about their new single since.

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

Why no ass for Cheryl?

Originally posted by BEYONCESGiirl

Tragic.

[Ace Reject]

Consider this a blessing MP2009. The sooner Will.i.am is over, the sooner the world will be as one. :imagine:

[ozlovezashlee]

Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash

Why no ass for Cheryl?

Bitch!

Seriously though, no ass.

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by XoEarlyMorningoX

I don't really shave. I prefer to wax.

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by Ace Reject

Consider this a blessing MP2009. The sooner Will.i.am is over, the sooner the world will be as one. :imagine:

[TheMusicProphet]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

I plan on getting my eyebrows waxed.

[eli's_rhythm]

Only Sia could turn this into a ****ing sad song.

[MrCookiepants]

I'm supposed to be going to the beach on Saturday

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/...-bent-straight

Shark alert after bait hook bent straight

Swimmers are being urged to avoid open or exposed beaches at southeast Queensland or northern NSW over fears of a monster shark.

While there have been no sightings — save for a "great big shadow" described by a local Nipper — authorities believe a great white shark measuring up to 6m long has been lurking off Queensland's Stradbroke Island.

Routine equipment checks off Stradbroke Island's Main Beach found that a shark hook had been bent with such force that it was almost straight. The hook — 13mm thick, 36cm in length and 16.5cm across the gape — is part of a baited drumline system used to catch large sharks near popular swimming beaches.


The shark thought to be lurking off Stradbroke Island may be responsible for these injuries. (Nine News)

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by Ace Reject

Consider this a blessing MP2009. The sooner Will.i.am is over, the sooner the world will be as one. :imagine:

Will.i.am will never be over. He'll just be recreated.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by BEYONCESGiirl

Tragic.

Agreed.

[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

Waxing ***** on shaving unless I feel like shaving and you will deal with it.