Week 2 Boardroom: Cosmo's Currency Loss
BOARDROOM MEETING
In TRUMP BOARDROOM...
Outside the lobby,
Team Cosmo: [crickets]
Mr. Trump: [Let them in] on phone
Secretary: You may step in now. Project Manager sits in the middle.
[smiles]
[Fatima accidentally stepped on one of Hellohello's high heel shoes.]
Fatima: Sorry hellno ...
Hellohello: [whacked Fatima (fatty) with her purse] Move, you bitch!
[7 Cosmo candidates entered Mr. Trump's Board Room]
Mr. Trump: Arhh Cosmo cosmo cosmo. This week you managed to have 3 Cosmo members in the Top 4 traders of the task, yet how did you lose?... besides Hellohello's flop-tina over there.
Mr. Trump: I haven't made up my mind yet so spill the details. Anyone can answer my question above.
Mr. Trump: There are hardly any complaint about the Project Manager. So fatty are you responsible for not double checking Hellohello? How did fiercE do different that lead him on a better track than Hellnohellno?
Simon2011: I don't think fatty should be blamed for the most part just because HelloHello was flopping.
Mr. Trump: Yes, Simon, that's reasonable enough, but currency trading is about luck too. You and Orfeo have the easiest currencies to trade due to the strong economic strength of Europe and Great Britain. In the past week, you two could have earned more profits to balance the lost from the Yen of Hellohello. You two failed too!
Simon2011: I agree that we have the two easiest currency according to your opinion and we could have gained much more profits. However, I think it still is EASIER TO AVOID LOSS than TO GAIN PROFITS. If someone is becoming AN APPRENTICE - he or she must use STRATEGY & CRITICAL THINKING !!! Otherwise, they are just useless! You cannot deny that !!!
Mr. Trump: I see your point but you must consider helping your team member. Your team is only as strong as your weakest player.
[crickets]
Mr. Trump: My attention now toward the Project Manager, Fatima. What happened? Tell me more of how they did on a personal level.
fatty: Everyone put in the effort, Mr. Trump. Some of the currencies were doing too well and some weren’t. So, it really isn’t their fault if they lost money.
simon2011 - He’s good but he complains a lot.
UnusualBoy - He was not trading enough in the beginning but did fine later on.
Orfeo De La Lira - I think he wasn’t strategizing well. It turned out fine, but he would be lost with Yens or Rupees.
foxaylove - She got a good currency and made good decisions.
HelloHello - He did try hard.
Marnie - Good enough.
fatty: Hello did try to do well, he just got unlucky. I think I should be blamed too, I didn't do much to help him. And Mr. Trump, please stop calling him Hellno Hellno, it's mean.
Mr. Trump: Should I send you home instead of hellohello? I know it was uncalled for I should be sorry for that, I did it for the ratings.
fatty: Maybe you should send me home. I definitely was one of the worst.
Mr. Trump: [teary eyes] I see a lot of potential in you and I cannot make anyone stay if the game keeps getting fiercer and uglier in future challenges. I can only say now everything that is said in this boardroom is taken into account. My decision will be made later.
Simon2011: No fatty, you are definitely not the worst in our Cosmo Team. I saw how well you did in Week 1 & I know that you can do better in Week 3, maybe you were just weak in managing the team.
Mr. Trump: I cannot hire someone who cannot lead a small team. But I shouldn't be that quick to make a judgment as I see potential in you too.
Kristen, what do you think of Fatima's leadership?
foxaylove: Fatima was amazing! She truly invested a lot in keeping the lines of communication open within Team Cosmo, which I LOVED. When we made a move that could have been done better strategically, she would message us (at least she did for me) and provide feedback on what we could have done better or to change what we did. She definitely wanted us actively involved in this challenge and always did some cheerleading here and there to let us know when we did a good job. She did fabulous and if I were you Mr. Trump, I definitely would hire Fatima.
Mr. Trump: Interesting, I'm curious to find out what others think of her leadership.
Who should I fire and send home, Kristen?
foxaylove: Orfeo should be fired, Mr. Trump. Even if he played the perfect game, his lack of productivity within the game worries me. I would take someone who makes mistakes over someone who barely is active in the competition doubling the workload on others.
Mr. Trump: OK, now Simon, who should I fire and send home?
Simon2011: Hellohello and Marnie. They are not making enough trade & the 2 least trading people in the team.
Marnie: BITCHERS!!
Mr. Trump: Calm down Marnie, ... let me continue with Simon. How would you rate your project manager Fatima (fatty)?
Simon2011: She is qualified enough to be a right leader that handles anything a lead should do and knows how to communicate with teammates - but to be 100%, the leader needs to be outstanding and do something special, different than the other team leader!
Telling us what we should do & remind us when to trade or not depending on the currency rate! Her communication skill is fine, not as good as Kristen (foxaylove) did though. I don't see any promotion skill of her although she's a fine leader. She's right enough to get hired but when there is someone more outstanding and so excellent, she will be left behind.
Mr. Trump: And Marnie, how would you rate Fatima (fatty) as project manager?
Marnie: [crickets]
Mr. Trump: What did you think of her as a leader, Rigel?
UnusualBoy: She gave us good ideas to trade and at least in my case she told me to trade when I forgot . She was a good leader she even sent us a PM which says that she wishes us good luck and that it's been a good experience to be our leader.
Mr. Trump: Wow, Cosmo unanimously said Fatima is hard-working and a good leader. I need to make a tough decision.
Hellohello: I'd give her an awesome job too, Mr. Trump. She's a good leader. I'd hire her.
UnusualBoy: Mr. Trump, the whole time Hellohello only traded 2 times; I guess it's risky for the rest of the team because he lose money when he didn't do the right thing. That is who I think failed.
Mr. Trump: Majority of people wants to fire Hellohello. Things are not looking good for you Hellohello.
Hellohello, who would you fire this week?
Hellohello: I'd send myself home because I am too great for these LOSERS. I am a winner, you guys are losers, eat mah dust bitches!!!
Mr. Trump: Basically I should fire you right now... Things are definitely not looking good for you ... it's very clear that anyone can see.
[pauses] [Hello apologized, and defended that he/she was not completely serious.]
[Trump reassured him/her that the boardroom is completely serious.]
Fatima, How did you think you do?
fatty: I did just fine. I don’t really like doing these things. But it was a task that I understood and wasn’t very time consuming, so I’m happy about that. I’m also a little worried about my predictions.
Mr.Trump: Who would you fire?
fatty: I’d fire MrDeeds. I don’t think he has the time to do this.
Mr. Trump: MrDeeds is not in the boardroom, but I figure you have to make a difficult decision right now.
Fatima, I'm going to ask you as Cosmo's project manager to select THREE [3] members you want to bring back to the FINAL boardroom, where someone will get FIRED.
Fatima:
I chose Hellohello, Reggy (Orfeo De La Lira), and Rigel (UnusualBoy).
Mr. Trump: Simon (Simon2011), Marnie, Kristen (foxaylove), you all may return to the suites and relax for now; you all are safe for this week, but your team needs to buckle up next week.
Fatima (fatty), Hellohello, Reggy (Orfeo De La Lira), and Rigel (UnusualBoy), go out in the lobby and wait as we deliberate. I will see you back here in the boardroom in half an hour. Somebody will be FIRED.
Thank you Surplus for waiting, here are some exceptionally nice quotes AGAIN:
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Quote:
Mr. Trump: What do I think of other team?
Candidate A: They are kind of imbalanced. The good ones suffer because of the lazy ones.
Mr. Trump: What do I think of other team?
Candidate B: They are filthy scums who have stepped into this world through a very ugly vagina. A very, very ugly vagina.
Mr. Trump: Was your project manager a good leader??
Candidate C: He did nothing; I mean I thought Deuces was bad as PM on last task but this is beyond bad. This just proves us that is time for him to leave.
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