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Discussion: Embarrassing gay high school stories
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Originally posted by Buddy
This straight bro asked to borrow my headphones and I didn't know how to say no so I offered them to him. They were the Gaga beats headphones. With like 5 of his straight friends one of them commented "Hey, aren't those the Lady Gaga headphones" Suddenly all of them were like wtf. The expose was real  |
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Member Since: 10/1/2011
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Originally posted by bync
this was on middle school.
there was this really hot (straight) guy on my class (i had a humongous crush on him too), and this gay kid on my class. he also had a huge crush on him. i think they were on a work group together and the gay guy was trying to reach the straight guy through facebook for some school stuff, and the messages didn't go through, his internet wasn't working. so, knowing the messages wouldn't go through, he kept sending random messages to this guy, and the last one was "i really love you". little did he know, his internet started working, and that's the only message that went through.  a very unlucky sis |
lmfao
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Member Since: 5/27/2016
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buuuut now that we're on it, i do have something to share about myself.
this is actually about the same straight guy i posted earlier. we were really, really good friends in 7th and 8th grade. i always had a huge crush on him, but obv i never told him. i would go over to his house, and he'd open the door shirtless and with only basketball shorts on, we would be ALL day in his room just talking.  i woulD GAG. this maybe happened about 10 times in those 2 years. then, in summer between 8th and 9th grade, i came out to all of my girl friends, and my silly ass thought it would be smart that as a part of my coming out ritual, i would also tell them who i had a crush on, and this guy was very popular. of course he found out before 10th grade started, and he didn't talk to me anymore. more of a sad story, but still a ****ing flop
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Member Since: 8/1/2012
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Originally posted by Petty Bourgeoisie
None of my own, but one time I lunged across across a table in the school library and started choking some Azalea looking helium voiced annoying ass touchy feely girly rat twig ass bitch because he said something about me looking autistic. We were on the floor and my hands were wrappedT around his neck. My friends were kii'ing in the background but they told me to get off him, which I did because this exemplary honor student was noT about to get caught strangling some ratty creature of the night looking bitch in the school library. So he ran out of the room and down the staircase and I threw loose change at him from the top of the stairs and told him to give it to his busted ho ass mother who was probably giving birth in a public ward somewhere in an undesirable quarter of the city. I returned to the library with nary a scratch on me. My shirt wasn't even untucked. I don't consider it a fight because he didn't have a chance. Whew the 2011-2012 school year was my peak tbh, I slayed hard. So yeah that was all embarrassing for him, not me.
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With the way this was going with the choking and such I genuinely thought the embarrassing moment was going to be one of you's getting hard.
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Member Since: 11/22/2009
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Originally posted by blaggot
it was, and he bragged about it too lol
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A guy in my middle school locker room did the same thing. He was big considering his age at the time. A guy in my high school locker room got naked but he hid his penis in an open locker. I was already dressed or else I would have stayed. I think he waited for everyone to leave before putting his clothes back on.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by RihannaLoverrr
I had a crush on this guy and only one of my friends knew and we both used to annoy each other with like pretending to mail each others crush's on facebook and stuff. Well one day she literally started a group chat with me and this guy and it was the most painfully awkward thing i've ever experienced. She posted hey guys in the group chat and he just responded "????" then I mailed him privately apologising for what was happening and he was like why are you even sorry like whats happening and then deleted me off facebook
i avoided him till he dropped out of school.
Turns out though he didn't know I was gay, didn't know till he popped up to me on grindr like a year later. |
Dfgg I hate group chats because a similar thing happened to me I jokingly said "we should add Mike to the group" and while I started typing out how cute he was, my friend added hm and SNATCHED him back out after she saw what I typed
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Originally posted by Petty Bourgeoisie
None of my own, but one time I lunged across across a table in the school library and started choking some Azalea looking helium voiced annoying ass touchy feely girly rat twig ass bitch because he said something about me looking autistic. We were on the floor and my hands were wrappedT around his neck. My friends were kii'ing in the background but they told me to get off him, which I did because this exemplary honor student was noT about to get caught strangling some ratty creature of the night looking bitch in the school library. So he ran out of the room and down the staircase and I threw loose change at him from the top of the stairs and told him to give it to his busted ho ass mother who was probably giving birth in a public ward somewhere in an undesirable quarter of the city.I returned to the library with nary a scratch on me. My shirt wasn't even untucked. I don't consider it a fight because he didn't have a chance. Whew the 2011-2012 school year was my peak tbh, I slayed hard. So yeah that was all embarrassing for him, not me.
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LOOSE CHANGE THO
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Originally posted by J a y
Me and a friend jumped the fence during lunch and had sex. Lots of times.
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What's embarrassing about that tho? Was ya diq liddle?
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by J a y
Me and a friend jumped the fence during lunch and had sex. Lots of times.
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How did you not get caught? Once this kid jumped the fence and they directly knew and went and dragged him back in.
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Member Since: 10/1/2011
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dddd this gay who I outed myself to over FB chat asked me to homecoming
and i was like ofc not, and he proceded to tell all his friends I was gay and about me rejecting him 
not that interesting or funny, sorry
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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I was straight for the majority of HS, so I only have like 2 stories max.
There was this new guy at my school and I had no friends so I wanted to be his friend. Only a week later we were sitting in his car in the school parking lot and he leaned over like he was going to kiss me. So I leaped out of the car and sprinted into the school.
Tbh he was kinda attractive but I messed it all up because I was straight and now I'll never have that chance again.
This was more embarrassing for the guy rather than me though
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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Originally posted by h.u.r.r.i.c.a.n.e
dddd this gay who I outed myself to over FB chat asked me to homecoming
and i was like ofc not, and he proceded to tell all his friends I was gay and about me rejecting him
not that interesting or funny, sorry |
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Member Since: 8/7/2015
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Originally posted by Shizuka
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I literally wanted to strangle the hairy bitch. After that happened i got hit on by the creepy best friend of the girl i had a crush on. She'd sit behind me and lightly snap my bra strap.
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Member Since: 9/14/2010
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Originally posted by bync
buuuut now that we're on it, i do have something to share about myself.
this is actually about the same straight guy i posted earlier. we were really, really good friends in 7th and 8th grade. i always had a huge crush on him, but obv i never told him. i would go over to his house, and he'd open the door shirtless and with only basketball shorts on, we would be ALL day in his room just talking. i woulD GAG. this maybe happened about 10 times in those 2 years. then, in summer between 8th and 9th grade, i came out to all of my girl friends, and my silly ass thought it would be smart that as a part of my coming out ritual, i would also tell them who i had a crush on, and this guy was very popular. of course he found out before 10th grade started, and he didn't talk to me anymore. more of a sad story, but still a ****ing flop |
nnn; ok that happened once as I was best friends with a couple and they both teased me, including the guy that would send me pics to see which ones were the best. As if my approval is needed before he uploads them I guess 
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Another story is me and three guys sharing a bedroom in Germany(?) or wherever we was at the time. I had fancied one of them for a while and we ended up.. well, it's probably too explicit but we didn't have sex. After we spoke about it he was like, why weren't you in [name]'s bed instead, he's the gay one. I was like what the ****, how did you know he was gay and I didn't have a clue
He's still straight and engaged. The amount of fun to be had with guys who aren't uptight >>
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Mezter
I was straight for the majority of HS, so I only have like 2 stories max.
There was this new guy at my school and I had no friends so I wanted to be his friend. Only a week later we were sitting in his car in the school parking lot and he leaned over like he was going to kiss me. So I leaped out of the car and sprinted into the school.
Tbh he was kinda attractive but I messed it all up because I was straight and now I'll never have that chance again.
This was more embarrassing for the guy rather than me though
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Mezter sis, I'm so disappointed
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All of the #risktakers and #innovators of outing yourselves/being outed in awkward situations.
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Member Since: 5/27/2016
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Originally posted by J a y
nnn; ok that happened once as I was best friends with a couple and they both teased me, including the guy that would send me pics to see which ones were the best. As if my approval is needed before he uploads them I guess
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Another story is me and three guys sharing a bedroom in Germany(?) or wherever we was at the time. I had fancied one of them for a while and we ended up.. well, it's probably too explicit but we didn't have sex. After we spoke about it he was like, why weren't you in [name]'s bed instead, he's the gay one. I was like what the ****, how did you know he was gay and I didn't have a clue
He's still straight and engaged. The amount of fun to be had with guys who aren't uptight >> |
wtf goals
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Not really embarrassing but I openly flirted with my male teachers and the straights would not stop bothering me about it.
I even got called into the guidance counselor because someone spread a rumour that I was having an affair with my German teacher
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Lol I tried to convince my friend, G, to let me give him a blowjob, and to get him to agree I told him he wasn't the only one, that I had also sucked off this other guy, T, who was like football basketball jock (LIE)
Anyway G and I got into a fight and he ended up telling T's best friend that I had "sucked his dick" so the best friend came up to me one day like... "Just tell me. Is my best friend gay??? Did that happen?" So i literally had to admit to him and T lying about sucking dick in order to get another dick that I never even got... so tragic
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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I was closeted throughout high school until I told my two closest girl friends that I was gay (senior year)....they knew that I was big into Twitter so I showed them my stan account...they thought I was so funny so they decided to show a good amount of the girls in our class at this little sleepover thing they did They all facetimed me and told me they found my secret twitter  I was MORTIFIED because I had RTd gay **** and tweeted about sex that same day...they all followed my account too
Luckily, they all didn't seem to care much so the word didn't really spread (and we graduated like two weeks later)
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Member Since: 5/27/2016
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Originally posted by that G.U.Y.
Not really embarrassing but I openly flirted with my male teachers and the straights would not stop bothering me about it.
I even got called into the guidance counselor because someone spread a rumour that I was having an affair with my German teacher
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lmao get them straight As
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Member Since: 8/7/2015
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Originally posted by Cyanide
Lol I tried to convince my friend, G, to let me give him a blowjob, and to get him to agree I told him he wasn't the only one, that I had also sucked off this other guy, T, who was like football basketball jock (LIE)
Anyway G and I got into a fight and he ended up telling T's best friend that I had "sucked his dick" so the best friend came up to me one day like... "Just tell me. Is my best friend gay??? Did that happen?" So i literally had to admit to him and T lying about sucking dick in order to get another dick that I never even got... so tragic
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