I LEGIT have tears in my eyes looking through the most ridiculous receipts by stans thread.
I had a laughing fit at these
3rd female to peak Top15 as a minor 3x
Kats saying Teenage Dream is diamond eligible
Little Mix stans saying that they were "pre-nominated for a Grammy" aka their label submitted their songs to the academy to be nominated
Using Beyoncé plus destinys child combined lol. Imagine using those for Michelle Williams or melody from pcd or girls alouds for Sarah's n syncs for joey fatsone
Yeah no.
Magic Monster Multiplier method:
Take album sales (bonus points if you merge two albums with each other)
Multiply with the number you feel like
Present it as a receipt
Couple with a few Katy/Brit drags and a few " / / " + get a few of your delusional friends to co sign it