[ClashAndBurn]

Originally posted by TeemoR

omg the lack of taste but yeah I could tell from your sig

Perfect Illusion is the worst song of 2016, sorry.

Which is remarkable, really. Didn't think anything would dethrone "Panda," yet here we are

[Pop]

Perfect Illusion is a great song. It sounds so out of place on radio which is great because the current musical trends are tragic.

[TeemoR]

Originally posted by ClashAndBurn

Perfect Illusion is the worst song of 2016, sorry.

Which is remarkable, really. Didn't think anything would dethrone "Panda," yet here we are

lol Panda is a bop too just stop.

[TeemoR]

Originally posted by Pop

Perfect Illusion is a great song. It sounds so out of place on radio which is great because the current musical trends are tragic.

yep she didn't follow the tropical house sound like Rihanna, she just did her thing

[ClashAndBurn]

Notice how the only people who think Perfect Illusion is a good song have Lady Gaga in their avatars, signatures, and/or usernames.

[Pop]

Paramore | Tegan and Sara | Evanescence | 2NE1 | Sia

Notice that, boo.

[ClashAndBurn]

Originally posted by Pop

Notice that, boo.

And? Their output is better than anything on ARTPOP or Joanne, so... not my fault your fave is incapable of releasing anything remotely resembling quality music these days.

[Pop]

Paramore had 1 good song (Misery Business)

Evanescence became trash when Ben Moody dumped them (only one good record, Fallen)

Sia is releasing trashy tropical house rehashes and Rihanna rejects and still wears that old Lady Gaga wig upside down.

2NO1 have DISBANDED.

[Shinning]

Originally posted by Pop

"I could be your girl girl girl girl girl girl
But would you love me if I ruled the world world world?"



Your favorite singers are talentless prostitutes.

The way this bridge alone takes a big smelly dump on Britney's whole discography

[HonourableVomit]

Wig off

[Halien4Life]

Dancing on Circles came on shuffle yesterday on my way home, and for a second I thought it was So Happy I Could Die

that's how u know JAOTYnee is a great record

[rihannafan]

Originally posted by Lein

Got the tickets for Passengers, obviously I didn't say a word about the reviews

Btw everyone is shocked that J.Law got 20m for Passengers but Scarlett is getting 18m for Ghost in the Shell

The two worst actresses of this generation. That is sad.

[rihannafan]

Joanne is a 4/10. Such a bad album.

In terms of pop girl albums Anti ( > The Altar) > Lemonade > Glory > Joanne

[ClashAndBurn]

Those trashy tropical house rehashes and Rihanna rejects are still better than anything on ARTPOP or Joanne.

And so what if 2NE1 disbanded? Their music was still great. Unlike ARTPOP and Joanne.

As for your statements on Paramore and Evanescence, they're your opinions and all, but "Misery Business" isn't their best song, and Evanescence still had songs on their other albums that were good. Not amazing, like anything on Fallen, but yeah. Their status as a nostalgia act shouldn't be discounted on ATRL, where Britney stans run rampant and you, a Little Monster who stans for Lady Nostalgia herself, are having this conversation with me.

[Shinning]

The way Born This Way held up so well

I used to be a The Fame Monster apologist till death but now I'm firmly sure BTW is her best album. It's not perfect but the amazing tracks it has (Marry the Night, Gov Hooker, Judas, Scheiße, Bloody Mary, Heavy Metal Lover, Edge of Glory) make up for the filler (Americano, Fashion of His Love, The Queen).

[HonourableVomit]

Originally posted by rihannafan

Joanne is a 4/10. Such a bad album.

In terms of pop girl albums Anti ( > The Altar) > Lemonade > Glory > Joanne

Joanne's worst song (John Wayne) is better than Anti's best (Coke On The Brain), but otherwise you'd be right, Anti edges out Lemonade and both **** on Glory.

[Halien4Life]

Nightride >>>> JAOTYnee >> ANTi >>>>>>>>>>>> Lemonade > Glory (haven't heard)

[HonourableVomit]

Originally posted by Shinning

The way Born This Way held up so well

I used to be a The Fame Monster apologist till death but now I'm firmly sure BTW is her best album. It's not perfect but the amazing tracks it has (Marry the Night, Gov Hooker, Judas, Scheiße, Bloody Mary, Heavy Metal Lover, Edge of Glory) make up for the filler (Americano, Fashion of His Love, The Queen).

first of all

bitch

Americano is a damn epic

and The Queen is one of her best ever, especially lyrically.





FILLER my ass.

[rihannafan]

How to write a Lemonade review from a brainwashed critic:

1. Write one paragraph about the release strategy and how it's new and innovative. Include dramatic, loosely utilized words like revolutionize and visionary.
2. Continue with a paragraph about how Lemonade is socially relevant. preferably include words and phrases that sound socially aware such as "black womanhood" and embellish them with platitudes about how needed such records are
3. Talk about how the album is accompanied by a movie. Do not try to hide the fact that you value quantity over quality. You do not have to sound like you've actually seen the movie. No one has.
4. Conclude your review with one line actually mentioning the album. Mention how it is diverse but you don't have to actually describe the music. It is not important.

[Shinning]

Originally posted by HonourableVomit

first of all

bitch

Americano is a damn epic

and The Queen is one of her best ever, especially lyrically.





FILLER my ass.

Americano is enjoyable if you take its campiness and corny-ness for what it is but The Queen is a cheesy tacky dated 80s mess that should be deleted off the face of the earth.