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Originally posted by Cockney Cupcake
Not you carrying the tour book with you in the bathroom in your dreams  |
In my defense, I did not have to pee in the dream—that's what made it so real! I never have to pee and my dad always does, so we were stopping for him to pee in the dream and for whatever reason, I was going with him even though I didn't have to pee.... And Simon was just kind of walking around outside of the bathroom and my dad said hi to him and I was like, "OH MY GOD, TELL ADELE I LOVE HER!"
And then she walked out with Angelo and I didn't think she'd acknowledge me because she says that she doesn't interact with fans when she's with her kid, and she like, ran up to me and gave me a hug and was super cute (and this whole time, I did not have the tour book with me
). So, we were talking and I wanted her autograph, so I was going to have her autograph
25 because I had the CD with me, but the case was broken or something, so I was like, "Oh, I wish I had my tour book with me, but my house is like, 2 hours away," and then I magically like, poofed back to my house to get the tour book and then poofed back and it was just so weird....
But it was so realistic, I swear!
Oh, and she had some really stupid name for her kid in the dream.... I think I thought it was supposed to be based off of "Konecki," but it was like "Mo-Mo" or something really stupid like that.....
My dreams honestly make no sense—I think I need help....
Dreams about Adele are the worst—they always make you depressed afterwards. 
what the **** is wrong with him ughh 
tbh it's not surprising, his meltdonws during Cannes season were a kiii.