I don't know how it happened, I just know that she died and I was stunned at first but taking it pretty well. Then I was on the computer doing whatever, and I ended up on Wikipedia, and the page for Rebel Heart. And it began, "Rebel Heart is the final studio album by..." and I just began to sob uncontrollably All of these people came up to me and they had no idea why I was so upset and I couldn't even tell them because I was crying so hard
Oh, I can't bear to think about it, so I don't, but I will be inconsolable if it happens in my lifetime. The world is ever so much brighter with this spirited soldier of love shining her beautiful light on it and making us all sing along.
Speaking of lesbians, is it TRUE that 65% of young women aged 25 and under living in America at the time Madonna chopped her hair off went on to wear NOTHING but corduroy, gingham, Birkenstock sandals, and garish rainbow pride buttons for an entire year thereafter?
(Heard this once! Not sure! Don't want to spread rumours!)
dem tissues for dem tears where for when her fans would lose it at da sight of ha
she looks flawless with short hair
she has such a huge lesbian following
Does she though? At any Madonna party I've only seen hags who think 'Let's go to a gay bar. It'll be so fun', then they see the Deeper and Deeper side of their gay friend in their natural habitat.
But then again I'm probably too distracted being in my natural habitat to really notice.
As a freshman in high school when 4 Minutes was smashing, I used to know a lipstick lesbian who would insist on playing the video on her Blackberry at lunch sometimes. (2008 was really rough.) All the boys would laugh about how "omg so old megal0lz" the Queen was until I'd shut them up and make them begrudgingly admit that she was still more beautiful, hot, sexy, and fly than any woman any one of them would ever be with.
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