[Tristan]

Originally posted by Buyonce1814

I'll probably buy 2 tickets and take a date

Nice. But i hope u spot the joke



And if u did, tell ur friends!

[fireaero]

omg Magickarp and Tristan

[Tristan]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

But how do you do it? Use the exhaust pipe? Or just masturbate inside the car well touching it?

This boy x car is making me uncomfortable

[fireaero]

Originally posted by Tristan

Btw did iggy have a boob job

I'm 90% sure she did

[Tristan]

Originally posted by fireaero

omg Magickarp and Tristan

ew y am i in the same sentence as that racist pig

Originally posted by fireaero

I'm 90% sure she did

Hmmm i always knew she had an ass but no so much upstairs

[Clueless]

Wrong is Zayn's only good song

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Buyonce1814

I'll probably buy 2 tickets and take a date





I don't understand what you mean

A date? Will they be willing or forced?

And surely you're going there as a last resort?

[Lukey]

LOL TRISTAN AND MAGICKARP

SLAYED me.

[Fenrir]

Originally posted by Tristan

Btw did iggy have a boob job

She did awhile ago.

http://m.eonline.com/news/638953/igg...t-bigger-boobs

[Mimie]

A bitch is about to pass out

[Joyride]

wow
my man

[Woo]

hell-o

[Era]

Nick

[DevonDreams]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

But how do you do it? Use the exhaust pipe? Or just masturbate inside the car well touching it?

He explains it in the video. He humps the car, masturbates while inside, and while laying underneath the car.

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Ryan

Do you mean like ashamed or grossed out by the thought of sex in general. That's more common than you think.

Thought of sex is great, but then it happens and I feel gross, I feel sick. It makes me feel icky.

[iHype.]

jdkdkf My boss literally asks me can I cover a shift EVERY single day I have a day off because when I started the job I was nice and thirsty for hours so I took every shift available. I've ran out of excuses to use.

What should I say this time?

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Ryan

I used to feel that way (likely for reasons completely different from yours). My advice is not to try and train yourself into thinking of different things after. Even if you have to say something to yourself after it's over and/or while taking a shower.

Different things? What do you mean?

[DevonDreams]

Originally posted by iHype.

jdkdkf My boss literally asks me can I cover a shift EVERY single day I have a day off because when I started the job I was nice and thirsty for hours so I took every shift available. I've ran out of excuses to use.

What should I say this time?

tell him "I'm screaming murder. No love allowed. I can't work those days, because I have already made plans. Sorry."

[ceremonials]

Be sure to watch AHS tonight for LEGEND Lana Winters' return

[fireaero]

Should i include a link to my last.fm or will people drag iT

Like, Rihanna is my third highest and Ariana has more than twice the plays that Beyonce has I haven't listened to Bjork or FKA Twigs in a while so they're a bit lower than usual.

Nvm I don't need people to know how basic my taste has been recently