*YG Board Meeting to discuss BLACKPINK's comeback*
YG Staff #1: Sajangeun, BLACKPINK's debut went rather well! But fans are concerned that there have been no fan signs - not even variety shows or more music show performances... We need some ways for fans to see the girls more this comeback.
*YG ponders*
YG: Hmm... I guess I can fix our relations with MNET to get them on M Countdown. Tell Inkigayo that I said it was fine to drop the ban on IOI - that should work. If they don't win at least once with this comeback then we never have to go back there again.
YG Staff #1: On it! Anything else?
YG Staff #2: What about BLACKPINK TV?
*YG stays quiet, turns his attention to Staff 1*
YG: ... And see if Weekly Idol had anyone cancel on them this month - we'll take that slot.
YG Staff #1: Okay. What about social media? How would you like to handle that?
*YG ponders for a few minutes*
YG: I've got it! Give them a cell phone and access to the BLACKPINK Instagram.
YG Staff #2: Oh? So we should get them all new phones?
*YG glares at the Staff #2*
YG: I said cell phone... singular. And it doesn't have to be a new phone... TOP is enlisting soon - just take his and give it to them for one hour before they go to bed. Now, get out of my face and find him!
*YG Staff #2 rapidly leaves the room in a rush*
*YG looks at Staff #1*
YG: When he gets back, put him on BOM watch duty. And makes sure he cleans ALL of her faces.
