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Originally posted by Wildcat
Candy Shoppers
Hanky Pankies
Little Revolvers
Rebel Hearts
Lucky Stars
Gamblers
Virgins
Gang Bangers
40-Somethings
Madonnatheists
Evita Army
Ciccone Navy
The Church Of Nikki Finn
The possibilities are endless.
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Our Nikki,
Who art paroled out of Prison,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy vengeance come.
Thy will be done,
On ATRL as it is in Philadelphia.
Give us this day our daily Razzies,
And forgive us our orderly, tweezed brows,
As we forgive those who mop your style,
Like Emily Valentine from Beverly Hills, 90210.
One stupid tramp.
And lead us not into the clearance bin at Dollar Tree,
But deliver us from its evils,
Including but not limited to CDs by the dreaded Marilyn Martin.
A second.
For thine is the Beauty,
The Talent, and the Glory,
For ever and ever,
Even if the unwashed masses were unable to comprehend it at the time.
Amen.
