Following the success of the lead single, Madonna released Express Yourself, the reason Gaga is over, Cherish, the reason you can't tell your cute girl next door looking friend is a huge **** and Oh Father, the reason Vogue was born, more or less.
a mother with beta genes
she ground on that wood so well it gave her international notoriety
her nipply hit Papa Don't Preach
A bat to the skull later
PICTURED: Not Janet.
the reason gays have heightened sensitivity in their nether regions
a film where she still can be shot from any angle without any risk at all
gets her cuca tickled by motorists
felt the need to soften her image in order to deceive the public in order to troll some more in the future
her best album according to black people
she was pregnant with Lola, a baby who would ruin her life forever
made the critics believe she wasn't just a prostitute (after 15 years), but a talented one
With the new Mylenium in the horizon
instead made a video with flags of the countries where she has outsold Kylie Minogue
a couple of children books which were totally bought only by children and no one else
Cast a spell she can't undo on Kylie Minogue's breast so she doesn't do Glastonbury
The video was also the hottest or most disgusting thing to be released
all these new disco queens dropped her ass the moment she released her next album
PICTURED: It all goes downhill from here
the best selling r&b album by a white woman in her 50’s
PICTURED: What you see before you die
the flawlessness this album emanates from Madonna’s dark colored crotch
It holds the record of the highest grossing tour by an ugly artist
Millions of people and a couple of dead workers later
being inspired by her sons (bad idea) and the current music scene (bad idea again)
but since we are delusional and love living in a lie, we like to think it was because she wanted an intimate setting
saving the ugly for when she actually has an era going on
Legit my favourite member. Laughed aloud several times in my university's library.
Legit my favourite member. Laughed aloud several times in my university's library.
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Originally posted by Nemo
THE OP.
Ugh I'm so glad you guys liked it! It took me like 6 hours to write this mess, and I actually wrote more than allowed, so I had to cut sections regarding Sean Penn, Beautiful Stranger and other things
Ugh I'm so glad you guys liked it! It took me like 6 hours to write this mess, and I actually wrote more than allowed, so I had to cut sections regarding Sean Penn, Beautiful Stranger and other things
I'm willing to put up with things like DYDI stanning in a motherly "child's first macaroni artwork" type way, but this opinion is actively offensive. Luckily the trauma had catapulted me into a gay fugue state before my eyes could witness the following post about Fever.
It's absolutely flawless, I'm so glad Alan got control of it. You don't even have to see the other Base OPs to know we have the best one 
is that op even allowed.
Luckily the trauma had catapulted me into a gay fugue state before my eyes could witness the following post about Fever.