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Originally posted by kwek_kwek
The lock sound is a mess!
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Omg I didn't even notice at first. It sounds like a bird pecking at some wood.
The sound when typing is tragic too. Every different kind of action (backspace, capitalize) has a different sound and it makes it sound like Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid
The lockscreen is absolutely TRAGIQUE! I don't wanna have to press the home button to unlock my ****ing phone, is you okay? Who thought it was a good idea to capitalize the first letter of the weekday? Spotify looks absolutely DISGUSTINNG from the lockscreen, the letters are so big and zoomed in, it's all so tacky. The battery life is tew much. And HOE, you betta believe I haven't even checked the music app to find out how they messed up my Taylor Swift discography, I am too SHOOK already when it sounds like a bird is pecking its way out from inside my phone every second of the mother****ing day.
Oh, and how the hell am I supposed to use my iPhone for a quick mirror check if it wakes the **** up on me? How do I turn this possessed **** off?
But the most tragic thing are the emojis. The ****? It looks like someone put some oil on them and baked them on 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Why the hell did they change that gun to some plastic toy gun? Y'all made my Grindr profile name look like a mess for a minute there!
Imma SUE them for making my 1000 dollar phone feel like a mother****ing fliphone from 2001 BITCH