[M A R N ✮]

The old lady getting the d by a sexy cute guy! Haha episode 2 is great

[holocene]

A lady brought in a massive snake in kindergarten and we got to pet it and I've honestly loved them ever since

Originally posted by moonlight.

i always forget your a fellow taylor stan tbh

Ofc, the best people in life are free/Taylor stans!

[Changes]

Originally posted by Diarrhoea

omg this is weird but i LOVE toothaches, something about them is soothing

headaches are abominable tho

But what if your toothache causes a headache.

[AccioMiley]

I feel like something's stuck in my esophagus

[Yndda]

Originally posted by Music=Epicness

[M A R N ✮]

Poor Abby

[Yndda]

Originally posted by Denis Stoff

The old lady getting the d by a sexy cute guy! Haha episode 2 is great

what show

[fireaero]

Originally posted by Denis Stoff

Why we call you daddy and when we mention my Denis will add to Stoff to it

Maybe you can try calling him Stoff? I guess that would be weird though.

Originally posted by holocene

I'm honestly going to unstan Taylor because the way she holds a pen makes me so uncomfortable

That writing style is seriously so weird

[dannyboy]

**** this ****. I shaved yesterday and now both of my thighs are covered in ingrown hairs. They hurt so much

[Daddy]

Can we talk about how hot he is?

Sorry, I'm still a little bit hypnotized by what just happened...







He came home and wrote me already.

We gonna meet later this week.

[M A R C]

Originally posted by holocene

I love snakes. They're adorable and underappreciated. Ugh, I'm gonna stan harder now tyvm

I rebuke you satan.

[M A R N ✮]

Good the bitch ate the cupcake

[M A R N ✮]

Originally posted by Yndda

what show

American Horror Story

[moonlight.]

bring this look back King

[Music=Epicness]

Originally posted by Daddy

Can we talk about how hot he is?

Sorry, I'm still a little bit hypnotized by what just happened...







He came home and wrote me already.

We gonna meet later this week.

Did daddy find a daddy

[Yndda]

Originally posted by Daddy

Can we talk about how hot he is?

Sorry, I'm still a little bit hypnotized by what just happened...







He came home and wrote me already.

We gonna meet later this week.

you always get the d from the best

[Changes]

Snakes are cool until they eat an entire ****ing porcupine.

[Paul McCutie]

stop posting snakes plz, it triggers me

[Woo]

is Khaled's album on Apple Music?

let me get my phone

[Nameless]

what happened to her hand
if she's ugly this way holding a pen must be terrible holding a d.