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Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door, not speaking any English and had some leaves in her hand. She kept pointing to the sky, then to the leaves and kept saying balcony. I thought - "Oh, maybe she lives above me and something has dropped into my back garden". So I said, "OK, I will go and check". I go to my back garden and nothing's there, so I'm confused and I'm starting to get nervous as I have no idea what she's talking about or saying.
I go back and say "I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying or need", she once again starts pointing at the leaves and I'm like, you want leaves from my garden? And she nods and I'm like those leaves aren't in my garden. Anyway, she then starts pointing towards my garden and says I show, I come in and I'm like... "Errr... Okay, you can come and show me". She comes through my house into the garden and starts pointing towards my neighbours garden and they have all these leaves in their garden as a decoration kind of thing. She then starts trying to climb over and asks if I could do it for her, which my reply was "Oh no, I can't, I'm sorry, I really can't." - So she proceeds to climb over and starts snatching the leaves from this decoration thing.
I was so confused, I had no idea what she was doing or why she would possibly want these leaves so bad. She took about 4-5 minutes just snatching them and was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you". I guess I helped her day be a lil bit better by answering the door. Although I did nearly have a panic attack thinking she would fall off the fence.
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What the hell 
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I thought she was going to read your future with the leaves or something 
Well then. Lemme go shower and stuff cause I'm gross
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Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door, not speaking any English and had some leaves in her hand. She kept pointing to the sky, then to the leaves and kept saying balcony. I thought - "Oh, maybe she lives above me and something has dropped into my back garden". So I said, "OK, I will go and check". I go to my back garden and nothing's there, so I'm confused and I'm starting to get nervous as I have no idea what she's talking about or saying.
I go back and say "I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying or need", she once again starts pointing at the leaves and I'm like, you want leaves from my garden? And she nods and I'm like those leaves aren't in my garden. Anyway, she then starts pointing towards my garden and says I show, I come in and I'm like... "Errr... Okay, you can come and show me". She comes through my house into the garden and starts pointing towards my neighbours garden and they have all these leaves in their garden as a decoration kind of thing. She then starts trying to climb over and asks if I could do it for her, which my reply was "Oh no, I can't, I'm sorry, I really can't." - So she proceeds to climb over and starts snatching the leaves from this decoration thing.
I was so confused, I had no idea what she was doing or why she would possibly want these leaves so bad. She took about 4-5 minutes just snatching them and was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you". I guess I helped her day be a lil bit better by answering the door. Although I did nearly have a panic attack thinking she would fall off the fence.
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Quote:
Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door, not speaking any English and had some leaves in her hand. She kept pointing to the sky, then to the leaves and kept saying balcony. I thought - "Oh, maybe she lives above me and something has dropped into my back garden". So I said, "OK, I will go and check". I go to my back garden and nothing's there, so I'm confused and I'm starting to get nervous as I have no idea what she's talking about or saying.
I go back and say "I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying or need", she once again starts pointing at the leaves and I'm like, you want leaves from my garden? And she nods and I'm like those leaves aren't in my garden. Anyway, she then starts pointing towards my garden and says I show, I come in and I'm like... "Errr... Okay, you can come and show me". She comes through my house into the garden and starts pointing towards my neighbours garden and they have all these leaves in their garden as a decoration kind of thing. She then starts trying to climb over and asks if I could do it for her, which my reply was "Oh no, I can't, I'm sorry, I really can't." - So she proceeds to climb over and starts snatching the leaves from this decoration thing.
I was so confused, I had no idea what she was doing or why she would possibly want these leaves so bad. She took about 4-5 minutes just snatching them and was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you". I guess I helped her day be a lil bit better by answering the door. Although I did nearly have a panic attack thinking she would fall off the fence.
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OMG that is so bloody weird 
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The Adventures of Luke: Season 21
Episode 199: The Leaf Lady
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Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door, not speaking any English and had some leaves in her hand. She kept pointing to the sky, then to the leaves and kept saying balcony. I thought - "Oh, maybe she lives above me and something has dropped into my back garden". So I said, "OK, I will go and check". I go to my back garden and nothing's there, so I'm confused and I'm starting to get nervous as I have no idea what she's talking about or saying.
I go back and say "I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying or need", she once again starts pointing at the leaves and I'm like, you want leaves from my garden? And she nods and I'm like those leaves aren't in my garden. Anyway, she then starts pointing towards my garden and says I show, I come in and I'm like... "Errr... Okay, you can come and show me". She comes through my house into the garden and starts pointing towards my neighbours garden and they have all these leaves in their garden as a decoration kind of thing. She then starts trying to climb over and asks if I could do it for her, which my reply was "Oh no, I can't, I'm sorry, I really can't." - So she proceeds to climb over and starts snatching the leaves from this decoration thing.
I was so confused, I had no idea what she was doing or why she would possibly want these leaves so bad. She took about 4-5 minutes just snatching them and was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you". I guess I helped her day be a lil bit better by answering the door. Although I did nearly have a panic attack thinking she would fall off the fence.
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What even 
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Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door.....(cont)
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What in the world. 
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guys Im scared 
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Quote:
Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door, not speaking any English and had some leaves in her hand. She kept pointing to the sky, then to the leaves and kept saying balcony. I thought - "Oh, maybe she lives above me and something has dropped into my back garden". So I said, "OK, I will go and check". I go to my back garden and nothing's there, so I'm confused and I'm starting to get nervous as I have no idea what she's talking about or saying.
I go back and say "I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying or need", she once again starts pointing at the leaves and I'm like, you want leaves from my garden? And she nods and I'm like those leaves aren't in my garden. Anyway, she then starts pointing towards my garden and says I show, I come in and I'm like... "Errr... Okay, you can come and show me". She comes through my house into the garden and starts pointing towards my neighbours garden and they have all these leaves in their garden as a decoration kind of thing. She then starts trying to climb over and asks if I could do it for her, which my reply was "Oh no, I can't, I'm sorry, I really can't." - So she proceeds to climb over and starts snatching the leaves from this decoration thing.
I was so confused, I had no idea what she was doing or why she would possibly want these leaves so bad. She took about 4-5 minutes just snatching them and was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you". I guess I helped her day be a lil bit better by answering the door. Although I did nearly have a panic attack thinking she would fall off the fence.
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mess, you just helped her to steal your neighbour's decoration
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Quote:
Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
This old lady just knocked on my door, not speaking any English and had some leaves in her hand. She kept pointing to the sky, then to the leaves and kept saying balcony. I thought - "Oh, maybe she lives above me and something has dropped into my back garden". So I said, "OK, I will go and check". I go to my back garden and nothing's there, so I'm confused and I'm starting to get nervous as I have no idea what she's talking about or saying.
I go back and say "I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are saying or need", she once again starts pointing at the leaves and I'm like, you want leaves from my garden? And she nods and I'm like those leaves aren't in my garden. Anyway, she then starts pointing towards my garden and says I show, I come in and I'm like... "Errr... Okay, you can come and show me". She comes through my house into the garden and starts pointing towards my neighbours garden and they have all these leaves in their garden as a decoration kind of thing. She then starts trying to climb over and asks if I could do it for her, which my reply was "Oh no, I can't, I'm sorry, I really can't." - So she proceeds to climb over and starts snatching the leaves from this decoration thing.
I was so confused, I had no idea what she was doing or why she would possibly want these leaves so bad. She took about 4-5 minutes just snatching them and was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you". I guess I helped her day be a lil bit better by answering the door. Although I did nearly have a panic attack thinking she would fall off the fence.
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shes such a #rebelheart
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That freaked me. 
When I saw this woman standing on a chair and climbing over the fence... she must have been at least 60.
Bless her
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Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
That freaked me.
When I saw this woman standing on a chair and climbing over the fence... she must have been at least 60.
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Not you letting her inside your house tho.
I would've shut the door so quick.
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Originally posted by Rian.
Not you letting her inside your house tho.
I would've shut the door so quick.
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Stop, I was getting so scared. I was like "Oh Lord, this is a set up or something, she's gonna pull something out of her bag once I let her in".
Her bag was literally stuffed with leaves. I just don't understand.
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Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke
Stop, I was getting so scared. I was like "Oh Lord, this is a set up or something, she's gonna pull something out of her bag once I let her in".
Her bag was literally stuffed with leaves. I just don't understand.
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I would've been like
'BYE BIIIITCH'
*shuts door infront of her nose*
I'm not crazy to let a random old lady in my house.
You better contact a psychic or something, you might be cursed or something.
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What's going on? 
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Black magic is really common in Kosovo guys.
It's a real thing. So many people's lives have been ****ed up because of it.
It happened to one of my relatives.
Someone cursed them and a psychic got rid of it.
I'm not kidding it's 100% real.
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