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Discussion: Theory: Spongebob is Gay, and tricked Patrick into marrying
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Originally posted by Rose Mulet
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You can't do it yourself, you have to get a mod 
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wtf
Why the f y'all watching sponge bob thong pants? 
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SpongeBob is clearly asexual, he doesn't have an attraction to either sex but in the earlier episodes he appeared more straight leaning.
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Okay this is actually good tho. Sublimnal messages are always happening in TV shows and they usually focus on children shows to shape the mind of the youth. It could influence negative perspectives of how gay people act.
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Makes sense but I doubt that's the case
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Yaaas I've always known that he was a henny 
A gay icon tbh
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Okay
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Mr. Krabs is definitely a straight.
Finally, Larry the Lobster could get it.
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Of course he's gay. Sandy always walking around in her bra & panties when she invite him to her lil tree dome & he never once tried to tap that.
And he always trying to get squidward to join him & Patrick in some crazy orgy type mess, but squidward ain't down with that ****. That's why he don't like them like that.
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Originally posted by jonasha
Okay
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Mr. Krabs is definitely a straight.
Finally, Larry the Lobster could get it. |
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Originally posted by Rose Mulet
How do I delete this.
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So now a cartoon is used as anti-gay propaganda? 
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Wait a second
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Originally posted by jonasha
Okay
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Mr. Krabs is definitely a straight.
Finally, Larry the Lobster could get it. |
Go in sis
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Originally posted by jonasha
Okay
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Mr. Krabs is definitely a straight.
Finally, Larry the Lobster could get it. |
There's not enough  s for this.
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It's a know fact that Spongebob is gay. I mean, did anyone think he was straight? 
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Originally posted by jonasha
Okay
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Mr. Krabs is definitely a straight.
Finally, Larry the Lobster could get it. |
Oh my. Post of the year tbh
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This is a copypasta. Just google the first sentence
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Originally posted by jonasha
Okay
Squidward is definitely a closet homo. He pretends to be so masc and anti-spongebob (gay) to the point where he's insecure. Plus, he's such a homo when it comes to artsy stuff and tries to pretend he ain't into Squillium when you know he would pay 1k to suck his nose.
Spongebob is a bottom. See how loose his hole(s) are? He's literally a walking ATRLer.
Patrick is bicurious. He's honestly dumb as most straights but he wouldn't mind having Spongebob ride his dique. If he were a gay, he wouldn't be living under a rock, probably a coconut shell or some femme fruit like Spongequeer.
Sandy is a butch ass lesbian tbh. She's into science, could beat up any man and her lesbian underwater suit doesn't do her any favors. If she were straight, she would have ****ed that lobster by now but I'm pretty sure she's waiting for Mrs. Puff or that Whale to come into her dome, literally.
Mr. Krabs is definitely a straight.
Finally, Larry the Lobster could get it. |
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