One top player doesn't read emails about banned substances, second top player doesn't use birth control pills
2016 has been a mess

Maria getting banned for 2 years
Vika getting pregnant
Kerber winning a slam and defeating Serena in the final
Ana getting married and not giving a **** about tennis now
Kvitova just not giving a **** about tennis now
Jankovic losing to world number 797
Woz getting injuried, barely top-100
