Edit: it got burried two pages behind. I wanted Ryan to see this so I deleted that post and moved it here.

My stomach is hurting again from this heat.
Dear Ryan,
(The moderator, not the fake wannabe Ryann with the two n's because he wants to look cool in front of us but we don't use him anyways since he kind of reminds me of a $1 cup from Dollarama whose handle breaks even if you just lift it up to see if there's any dust inside it.)
I finally woke up from a nauseating nap.. I can't stand 30C+ weather. It makes my stomach ache, and I get very nauseous from the heat. Whew, I slept all day, but I am well aware of last night's incidents. I hope you are fine now.
Don't worry about people like jax. He's probably some 14 year old twink alone with his disgruntled Sphinx cats who hate him because they haven't been fed in 2 weeks, in his mother's basement, expressing his distaste and frustration in life out on you because no guy would probably ever want to pay him a second look. From his description of you being a 2/10, and him being such a vile white supremacist, you're probably a 10/10 for me, because after all beauty is subjective, and can be appreciated by different kinds of people.
If he says you're an ugly baked potato, then no ****, to me you are a delicious baked potato (only if you come with sour cream though), and if you are into short, ugly Asians like me, then I'd make you the happiest potato in the world. But it seems that you're already gifted by God or whoever some magical universe out there with a tasty Latino D, that you can cry on to, or make it cry with you, everytime you think of the terrible things people like jax say about you.
Wherein, he's probably alone right now, no one wants to date him because he is after all, a bottom feeder carp who feeds on everyone's wastes, that's why he can't get the nutrition to build strong muscles, as he is all skin and bones. Even if he is a fish, no one wants to eat him, as the people probably get sick or die from the poisons the toxins that for years this ugly fish has been feeding. It's why his brain don't have the capacity to express any compassion towards another person.
I hate it, when people judge other people for their looks. Really crawls under my skin. As Kathy Griffin would say, judge the person for what they do and their character, not for what they look like, because it is the most hurtful thing to ever say to anyone.
I hope you feel better now Ryan. And if you ever get tired of the Moderator position, you can vouch for me to have the torch you have ignited.

I'm joking.
Love,
Abel