OK you guys I'm back with updates (cause I think dating Asian men makes it fine for me to enter this base

). I went on a Tinder date with the MOST beautiful Chinese guy, though he's a third generation New Zealander that only speaks English, but my god he is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen and we wound up staying the night at mine and I have never touched anyone so exquisite in all my years.
Meeting up with him again this Friday - but good LORD. I need to snag this one.
