[accelgors]

Originally posted by Citrus

I'm screaming at the sex workshop going on in here

this seems to happen oddly often

freudian slip: i almost wrote "happy" instead of "happen"

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Daddy

Drop him a little short-story just to let him down later.

Something like:

Well first im gonna start to kiss you slowly while my hands going down your back until I reach your waist and your ass. I'm going to open your pants and put your shirt off. I'm gonna stop kissing you and slowly go down to lick your chest while playing with your growing dick.

I mean It's a great start but still very cute and not as far as I would go usually.

I beg your pardon ...

Originally posted by Ryan

Aw. It's okay that you're not great at it. It takes time to learn, and some never do. As long as you know how to be romantic and sexy, it doesn't matter if you can't verbalize it.

You can always default to varying degrees of "Hopefully you can show me how it's done" or "I wanna hold you close" or "Just being with you is enough for me" or something like that.

Oh that's cute. "Just being with you is enough for me"

Originally posted by Midnight

Why does this make me go "aww"?

Just let him take control first then mimic what he does. If he's good at it, you'll learn a valuable skill.


Just try being honest. If you haven't done it, you haven't done it.

Yeah, that's true.

[-ToxicGuy-]

Originally posted by accelgors

something else bad happened last night and jesus christ what is wrong with this week???

i don't like dumping feelings here so much it's just that i feel like you guys would understand the most, since you get how good of a person she was :|

What is wrong?

[Magickarp]

Originally posted by accelgors

something else bad happened last night and jesus christ what is wrong with this week???

i don't like dumping feelings here so much it's just that i feel like you guys would understand the most, since you get how good of a person she was :|

tell us(if u want) & don't let the week get u down too much

[Lukey]

I'm also talking to this guy who is a Yoga teacher and I was wondering if this would be a good thing to say

"I want you to teach me the crouching tiger hidden dragon"

Is that hot?

[Emperor]

Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke

I'm also talking to this guy who is a Yoga teacher and I was wondering if this would be a good thing to say

"I want you to teach me the crouching tiger hidden dragon"

Is that hot?

You should try it may work

[Shendelzare]

[religion]

Only love can hurt like this, must have been a deadly kiss

[Black Umbrella]

Originally posted by accelgors

something else bad happened last night and jesus christ what is wrong with this week???

i don't like dumping feelings here so much it's just that i feel like you guys would understand the most, since you get how good of a person she was :|

Talk it out sis!

[Era]

Originally posted by accelgors

something else bad happened last night and jesus christ what is wrong with this week???

i don't like dumping feelings here so much it's just that i feel like you guys would understand the most, since you get how good of a person she was :|

[religion]

Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke

I'm also talking to this guy who is a Yoga teacher and I was wondering if this would be a good thing to say

"I want you to teach me the crouching tiger hidden dragon"

Is that hot?

.. sure i mean

[Yndda]

wait when since did this thread become about sex?

[Magickarp]

Originally posted by Currently Browsing

‎Phoenetic

Hey daddy, y u always lurkin

[Daddy]

Shoutout to the good sis LiMe to editing out the saliva. Incredible job!

[Midnight]

The praying mantis is related to the cockroach?

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by Yndda

wait when since did this thread become about sex?

Oh dear, what year do we begin...

[Nemo]

Aww Austin. I hope everything is alright with whatever did happen last night. But yeah everyone in here will probably be venting and mourning over Taryn for weeks, maybe even months to come and I don't believe anybody will mind because she was a friend to every single one of us and we're all aware of how unjust it is that she had her life stolen away from her so young.

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Midnight

The praying mantis is related to the cockroach?

I have no idea what this means but it sounds interesting

[Nameless]

Lay me down
Let the only sound
Be the overflow
Pockets full of stones

[LaNathan]

Originally posted by Nemo

Wait-- first of all, wow. You're valedictorian of your class?! Congrats!! That's awesome.
Second of all, I LIVE for this. This is fantastic.

Yeah! My graduation is tomorrow and I already gave my principal my copy of the speech, but he's not going to be there tomorrow so I'm just editing it to make it something I'll enjoy saying.

I've added references / lyrics from Formation; I Was Here; Me, Myself and I; Listen; Haunted; Schoolin' Life; and Run The World (Girls) as well as Beyoncé quotes like the "The reality is sometimes you lose".