My aunts exe's dog was supposed to stay here because my aunt (another aunt, not the aunt with the exe) whom my grandma is close with might die and so she got my aunts ex to take her to New Plymouth which leaves me alone with my brother who sleeps throughout all the day and 2 dogs.
As I was playing some GW2 the Dog just decided "Hey, I have diarrhea now" and took a huge STEAMING PILE OF **** IN THE SITTING ROOM. NOW, WHO HAS TO CLEAN UP THAT STEAMING PILE OF RUNNY ****?
ME. THE BAD NEWS, THERE'S NOTHING AROUND THIS HOUSE TO CLEAN IT UP WITH. So I just ended up using Plastic bags and a few of my old shirts to clean it up. But I can't find any cleaning detergent or anything to fully get rid of it. So, in the end I puked twice from the smell and am now going to have a shower to wash away the filth that I feel on me and I just covered it up with newspaper till my mom comes home.
The dog will be staying outside all night

have fun in winter you mutt.