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Originally posted by Citrus
If the candidates were Pokemon, what types would they all be? 
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So Trump would probably be something like Fire/Rock. He's akin to the balrog from the Tolkien legendarium - an ancient, nefarious power that isn't quite the biggest bad out there (Sauron, Morgoth, etc.) but he's still pretty bad. Kind of like a mini-Groudon, I suppose? It makes sense given his hard-headedness, his resilience in polling and votes, and his fiery, unrestrained rhetoric.
Bernie would be Grass/Normal - he'd be kind of like a Sawsbuck but more wrinkly and unkempt. He's the liberal, environmental, economical candidate that appeals to the "common man" who is left out and disenfranchised by insider politics. That's the major vibe he gives off and I think these types suit him perfectly.
Hillary is the mystical Fairy/Dragon combo we've only so far seen in that assed-up cotton puffball cloud thing they claim is a Mega Altaria (I'm still in denial about what they did to her). Light, energetic when needed, witty, feminine - but when necessary, fiercely passionate and an incomparably adept politician. Don't mess with Hill.