Will, I bet none of y'all are toned/muscular so it a'int your legs nor arms.
Y'all don't workout so that stomach a'int flat (mine a'int either but I'm working on it!)
White people seem to be lucky and not have to moisturize their hair, but it's still very oily (Selsen Blue anyone?). Not even that Black chick Saroya who needs to put some cream in her hair, doesn't. So that eliminates hair.
Based on some of y'all snaps, I don't see any moisturizing of any kind. None..Y'all really step out the shower dry as **** and don't at least put lotion on ya feet? This eliminates feet and also skin. It also eliminates face cause not moisturizing will having you aging like a mofo.
Y'all are a bunch of flat ass heffas, so eliminate the booty.
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Based on everything that I've seen/read/heard, you all seem to be very good with your mouths. So I guess that seems like the right answer. Mouth minus the lips cause y'all don't put any chapstick on so that **** crusty.