Ariana: Hey Nicki, can I have your girl Bey's number.
Nicki: *yells profanities* Hey chica, porky why?
Ariana: Need a new Collab, Bey's hot right now
Nicki: Eeeek yo! Eggsalant eye-deeya! We will smash with this one Gurl!
Ariana: Hmm i .. I.. .um..
RING RING
Beyonce: This is God, how may i help you.
Nicki: Hey Me and Aireeanu wanna redo Bangsus Bangsus! Join us on this gairunteedz wig pull!
Ariana; Well actually.. Bey..
Beyonce: Ladies my Metacritic scores and acclaim will remain superior. I cant have you basics lower my brand. I cant do yall basic bit*** anymore. Call me when Yall are of use to me, thats all.
Nicki:
Ariana:
Jessie J : (At home like)
