So I was sitting on the train with my ex to buy some clothes and stuff and he said the most hilarious thing ever.
I always let him read some stuff on ATRL and he is always mocking the lingo.
So there we are, sitting, queening out to our music and suddenly some super hot hairy arab came over and asked If he can have the seat next to me and before I could answer my ex whispered in my ear:
"Yas, suicide bomb me, Daddy!"
The weird cackle I let out. The guy looking weirded out. My ex pretending to not even be there. Such a mess.
