Cupid assigned me with Dr. Luke for ATRL's Stan Swap.
Dear mother Kesha, please forgive me for any messy mess that may go down this week.
Can you explain what we do? I know that sounds a dumb question. Like do we pretend to like them, like "yassss Luke, slay me with those prison inspired beats. Kesha could only dream?"
Kesha awakes in the night. A presence can be felt in her room.
‘Is someone there?’ She calls out.
She looks around, trying to find her phone so she can call the psychic she recently appeared on TV with.
Has her vagina’s ghost come back to haunt her once more? She climbed out her bed, slowly reaching down to take hold of her desert eagle, dual wielding pistols.
A mess, a kii, a cackle can be heard moving around from her ceiling.
‘MA!’ Kesha yells.
‘Surprise bitch!’ The ceiling yells as down drops a young woman, onto Kesha, beating her down. ‘I’m the next big thing now,’ Tinashe cackles.
Gosh I miss Kesha, it's seriously so f*cked up how thing is taking a long time. Can someone make a gofundme and use that money to hire a hit man to take out Dr Luke? That'll actually be great.
Gosh I miss Kesha, it's seriously so f*cked up how thing is taking a long time. Can someone make a gofundme and use that money to hire a hit man to take out Dr Luke? That'll actually be great.
I wouldnt be surprised if some animals had hired a hit on him, poor guy should keep his eyes open.
I'm changing it straight back after the Dr. Luke faux-stanning mess is over.