I want to post this before I go to bed so I don't have to do one in the morning.
Our latest interview comes from beyond the grave - our fallen sister Nemo (that desperate last minute Til Death Do Us Part Award promo)
Nemo
"I've got to say I feel pretty INCREDIBLE"
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When did you first become a Madonna fan?
Technically you could say I have been ever since I was a young child. I remember "Ray of Light" being one of my favorite songs when I was about five or six years old and I I loved jamming out to it [robert_jeffrey_voguing.gif] (I actually looked eerily similar to him in his vogue video when I was five years old, the resemblance is truly uncanny -- not even kidding. ) I was pretty much clueless about almost all music up in general until late 2008 when I had my Katheryn Hudson moment and began to explore and discover and eventually fall in love with music. I didn't really become familiar with Madonna's music until somewhere between 2009-2010. I do recall "Take a Bow" being the first song of hers that I stumbled upon though -- and the rest is history!
What do you really think of Hard Candy?
I love Hard Candy! While I still would rank the album in the bottom three of her discography, I think stans give it way more hate than it deserves. Overall I think it is a fun dance/pop record. Incredible is truly an album highlight, wouldn't you say?!

If you had to choose one of Madonna's former flames to get with, who would it be?
Michael Jackson It'd be between Sean Penn and Tony Ward. Honestly I've never found any the men Madonna has been with attractive. But despite aging quite tragically, I find Sean Penn to be drop dead gorgeous back in the day, so lemme choose him. 
How does it feel to be responsible for introducing Alan to the iconic messy photo of Madonna at Rocco's birthday party?
ffhdksjghlkj; honestly I had completely forgotten that I was the one who introduced that photo to the base. Mess. But now that you've reminded me, I've got to say it feels pretty INCREDIBLE.

No other photo has brought me as many laughs as that one tbh, so thank you. What's your personal favourite messy Madonna moment? Can be a performance, derp picture, instagram post, etc.
I've got to say that one of my favorite Madonna 'derp' looks is the one from your iconic rotating avi. I remember the first few times I ever saw it on ATRL and just bursting out in laughter. Another is that tragic picture of Madonna & Lourdes from Lourde's birthday bash in 2015. I know Alan had it as his avi once. I still can't look at it without dying a little bit inside. 
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If you had to choose for an album track to replace a fully released single and get the same promo treatment, which two songs would they be and why?
Oh wow this is a great question -- I can't choose just one, so I'll list a few; I would swap:
True Blue (song) with Jimmy Jimmy Where's the Party
Keep It Together with Till Death Do Us Part
Despite loving them all, I'd switch any BS single, but if I could choose, BS or HN with Love Tried to Welcome Me. Not releasing LTTWM is one of M's biggest mistakes of her career to date.
Bitch I'm Madonna with Devil Pray, Body Shop, Iconic or Rebel Heart.
Who is your favourite fellow Madonna stan?
Okay you can't do this to me. I refuse to answer this! I love so many of my fellow ATRL Madonna stans and even if I just listed a bunch of them I know I'd end up leaving out a couple then I'd feel really bad once I realize it. But fine, fine, if I HAD to choose one I'd choose GreasyBruce.
Have you ever sent nudes to another member on atrl?
If not, can I be the first? hihi
Never! I'd feel so awkward taking nude photos of myself, let alone sending them to someone. I'm always down for the real thing though, so if you ever visit the US in the future, come to New Jersey and let me know. 
What is your favourite Madonna Base moment / meltdown / shenanigan?
Isn't the Madonna base basically a compilation thread of shenanigans and meltdown? Lbr.

Do you have a message to share with the audience?
Hello from the other side (ban land) 
I'd like to just give a general shoutout to all of the Madonna stans on ATRL and letcha all know that it has been a great pleasure getting to know you guys over the past year or so. So many of you are among the funniest members on ATRL, I swear I can always count on going to the base thread to get a real good laugh! And no, this is not me ass-kissing to get nominations, this is coming from deep down in my rebel heart. But... I mean now that I've mentioned it.. No, but of course I'd appreciate any nominations, especially being that this is the first Medoner Awards that I'm able to be participating in!
Anyway, I'll see you all in a month. Don't forget about me until then, beautiful strangers!
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So sad to see him banned.
For the lazy, here's some tl;dr:
- Loved Ray of Light when he was a lil baby
- STANS Love Tried To Welcome Me

- Responsible for Alan's avatar
- Really does like Jimmy Jimmy
- Sadly hasn't sent nudes, even to me (but my inbox is open any time bb)
- Isn't ashamed to kiss ass for award votes
Host Recommendation:
Vote for him: Remixed & Revisited Award, Iconic Award
Do not vote: Werther's Original Award, Madonna's Instagram Award