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Billboard Hot 100: #64(+10) Needed Me, @rihanna [4 weeks]. *new peak
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Ahh the times when they would discredit social media receipts because their fave had something worthy to brag about. I love stans
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I remember you getting warned for saying you want to kill some stans in the celebria thread 
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Ahh the times when they would discredit social media receipts because their fave had something worthy to brag about. I love stans
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That's called a coping mechanism. Don't expect any stan to agree about their fave losing with those who drag their fave 
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I feel like this was supposed to be funny and no one cared
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Hum.. I'm sure you are mistaking me with someone else
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Thankfully, Gaga, Rihanna, Beyonce, Retardney, Adele and Sam Smith is secretly supporting Future Presidet Trump 
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It's the middle of May 2016. Katy Perry is sitting in her super-swaggy living room which is inspired by legends that came before her, like Riff Raff. Her makeupless face shows that the years of prostituting left her looking old and haggard. She turns on her Lenovo laptop and types in "billboard.com". LG5 was released this week and Katy woke up extra early to cackle at the low sales numbers. Her media and her fans told her Lady Gaga is over and that Katy reigns supreme. As the page loads and a giant headline pops up "LADY GAGA IS BACK, AND WE'VE GOT THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT". At first, Katy justs sits in silence, the wrinkles around her mouth frozen in an ugly grimace. "This isn't 2013 anymore. Talent always wins in the end", the subheader reads. Katy simply can't take this no more. In a knee-jerk reaction to the big news, she jumps up and smashes her head against the tacky metallic chandelier she had Jeremy Scott "design" for her. A loud crack is heard, as one of the longest spikes makes a protrusion through her saggy scalp and into the central nervous system of her brain. Her eyes freeze in terror. Tears start falling down her face and she starts foaming at the mouth. She soils herself from the impact and as she slowly slides off the spike, pieces of her brain are scattered around. As her immobile body falls to the floor, a loud thump is heard. She fell on her fake tittys and one of them exploded, leaking gooey, decade old silicone mixed with blood. She is aware of the entire situation, but unable to move or talk. "Not my only talent!", she thinks fo herself and manages to let out a little sob for her tit. "Surely somebody will come to save me? I have so many people that love me." she thinks as her eyes glaze over the "This isn't 2013 anymore" headline. "How about my friends? Kesha Rose, Taylor or Selena?", but then she remembers what she read in Cosmo GIRL once (the only piece of literature Katy has ever read): "Karma is not a nice lady. Don't backstab your friends, or it will come back to haunt you." She layed there for a week until one of her handlers from Capitol Records came to take her to her weekly rape session with Dr Luke. The pictures of her bloated dead body on the floor, covered in feces, blood and silicone with the Lady Gaga headline still open on her laptop next to her are leaked to the media by Taylor Swift's team. The only tribute she gets is a five minute one at the Kids Choice Awards, performed by Becky G. RIP, talentless prostitute of pop.
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does zombney know which planet were on?
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Originally posted by Starstruck.
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Originally posted by c0caine
Billboard Hot 100: #64(+10) Needed Me, @rihanna [4 weeks]. *new peak
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@ it outpraking most of the beyonce songs released this decade
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Fad lost. Are monsters still trying to cope with it by dragging GODney Legendney 24/7?
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Originally posted by Pop
It's the middle of May 2016. Katy Perry is sitting in her super-swaggy living room which is inspired by legends that came before her, like Riff Raff. Her makeupless face shows that the years of prostituting left her looking old and haggard. She turns on her Lenovo laptop and types in "billboard.com". LG5 was released this week and Katy woke up extra early to cackle at the low sales numbers. Her media and her fans told her Lady Gaga is over and that Katy reigns supreme. As the page loads and a giant headline pops up "LADY GAGA IS BACK, AND WE'VE GOT THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT". At first, Katy justs sits in silence, the wrinkles around her mouth frozen in an ugly grimace. "This isn't 2013 anymore. Talent always wins in the end", the subheader reads. Katy simply can't take this no more. In a knee-jerk reaction to the big news, she jumps up and smashes her head against the tacky metallic chandelier she had Jeremy Scott "design" for her. A loud crack is heard, as one of the longest spikes makes a protrusion through her saggy scalp and into the central nervous system of her brain. Her eyes freeze in terror. Tears start falling down her face and she starts foaming at the mouth. She soils herself from the impact and as she slowly slides off the spike, pieces of her brain are scattered around. As her immobile body falls to the floor, a loud thump is heard. She fell on her fake tittys and one of them exploded, leaking gooey, decade old silicone mixed with blood. She is aware of the entire situation, but unable to move or talk. "Not my only talent!", she thinks fo herself and manages to let out a little sob for her tit. "Surely somebody will come to save me? I have so many people that love me." she thinks as her eyes glaze over the "This isn't 2013 anymore" headline. "How about my friends? Kesha Rose, Taylor or Selena?", but then she remembers what she read in Cosmo GIRL once (the only piece of literature Katy has ever read): "Karma is not a nice lady. Don't backstab your friends, or it will come back to haunt you." She layed there for a week until one of her handlers from Capitol Records came to take her to her weekly rape session with Dr Luke. The pictures of her bloated dead body on the floor, covered in feces, blood and silicone with the Lady Gaga headline still open on her laptop next to her are leaked to the media by Taylor Swift's team. The only tribute she gets is a five minute one at the Kids Choice Awards, performed by Becky G. RIP, talentless prostitute of pop.
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does zombney know which planet were on?
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Fad lost. Are monsters still trying to cope with it by dragging GODney Legendney 24/7?
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Yes. And so far we're doing well
Kworb top 200:
56. Lady Gaga
US
#8 TIHTY
YT classics
12. Bad Romance
19. Poker Face
All her albums in top 1500, many song in top 1500
Britney is N/A for all of those.
Can we comfort you in SYG?
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after knee repair
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it is the worst member on this site
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Some ORH (Obsessed rihannafan Hater) are worse but yeah, he's up there.
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Kelly is performing on Ellen on Thursday 
Her team is amazing !
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Britney is N/A for all of those.
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The lies.
1391 Britney Spears Greatest Hits: My Prerogative
Godney always wins.
Not surprised TIHTY is doing well (although it's going to start freefalling very soon). How many copies had it sold before the Oscars? 30k? Literally no one even heard the song before the performance.
Surprised that no Gaga album is in the top 300 and no single in top 500. Her catalog sales were always quite tragic though, even performing on 3 biggest platforms this month didn't seem to do much for her.
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