Okay the only reason I'm so "pressed" at Formation is because there's a million billion threads about how it's so objectively good and ****. I'm sorry I just don't like it. If Rae Sremmurd had recorded the same song these same people would hate it so...
When I first met you at that al-anon meeting, you made that reference to "All Your Goodies Are Gone" and even sang a verse. I was amazed how husky your singing voice was. I wanted to talk to you so badly but I didn't know how to come on because you've got that kind of beauty that makes people nervous. I know it's ****ed, but before we got together I even hooked up with one of your cousins just to feel somehow closer to you, because I knew like you guys were best friends and you talked everyday. And it was thrilling to touch something that had touched you. In my head you were like this goddess, but, in fact, you're just a crazy girl. My god, I should have realized on our second date when you dragged me into the bathroom at Tanika's house and screamed at me for like twenty minutes cause I had contradicted you in front of your friends, I was like "oh." And then later that night at my apartment as punishment you killed my beta fish, just threw it out the window. I did everything I could to make you happy. I participated in all your protests, supported your stupid little blog, got a Bowflex, wore colored contacts to match your dresses, whatever your eyes caught I bought. Still, we fought, like Ike and Tina but in reverse.
