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Discussion: Embarrassing Crush Stories
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I'm screaming @ the satanist + phone stories.
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ddd apparently he used to be like 'hail satan' and his ex was a Christian and she wanted to raise her kids in the Christianity faith and apparently he strongly reFUSED 
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Originally posted by Rigalo
I have a crush on This guy at work who is definitely gay and has a beard gf (she's not even cute) and he told a girl coworker that he's had gay experiences he supposedly also has an ex-wife and child 
But I was playfully arguing with a girl coworker about something while he was standing next to us and this other girl Suzie the bartender knows everything about the menu (me and the girl were arguing about something about which dressing goes on a salad  ) and so I was like "Suzie tell Miranda I'm right" and I wasn't even paying attention to what this bitch Suzie was doing and she didn't answer so I was like "Suzie! Answer me tell Miranda I'm right" and then Suzie turned around and was like "DONT interuppt me while I'm talking to someone, that's SO rude!" Cuz apparently she was having a discussion with someone else  and I was like "omg sorry" it was so embarrassing and then I got double whammied cuz I wasn't even right about tha damn dressing. I just... |
Not Suzie and Miranda! I am screaming
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Originally posted by AMIT
Girl, I'm sorry.  I really felt bad for you reading this.
He is a ****ing asshole like 
He probably regrets it now, but that doesn't matter cause you should never do that to someone. Just awful really. |
Funny you should say that; he actually messaged me on FB a couple years ago and I didn't see it cause it went into my "Other" inbox (since we're not FB friends). I thought it would be him apologizing but he was just like, "Hey, I was thinking about high school the other day and remembered the good times we had in drama club! How are you?" I wrote back like, "Good times? Like when you humiliated me and were an ******* to me? Bye." The nerve.
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Wow, this is heartbreaking! 
Maybe he wasn't actually gay like you thought? |
He DEF was. He actually works at a gay bar now 
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Originally posted by 1989
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Originally posted by Quiqui4eva
I had a crush on this boy named Andres in elementary school. We were somewhat friends (well literally our whole class was super close) but I remember how naive and carefree I was about everything at the time. So I went up to him and his close jock ass friends and said something along the lines of "I like you. Like really really like you. I dream about you all the time" (cause it was true ). The boys all laughed and mocked me for like a month, but I still didn't give a **** (at the time that is). I also mentioned something about us having sex, even though I had no ****ing idea what that was, and it spread around the school like a wildfire. They all knew me as a flaming homo anyways so I soaked up the attention. He was really nice and brushed it off, but we completely stopped talking after 5th grade. Looking back, I was such an embarrassment, and that's one of the things that traumatized me and now I'm afraid af to even go up to my crushes and start a convo. |
Woo at this mess.
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I had this big crush on this guy that sat 2 seats in front of me and I would obssess over him every period. Like every chance I got when the teacher wasn't looking at me I would just stare at the back of his head and memorize every detail, I savored every minute I got to look. Eventually I started planning to get to class early so I could move the seats around (backstory he didn't like the seats where the desk was on the left and I realized one day that's why he'd change seats). So I started drawing out a plan on an index card on how I would organize the desks and I was like planning out where the left sided desks would go and where I would put the right sided ones to ensure he would pick the seat in front of me. Unfortunately I never got the chance to enact my plan because everyone kept getting to class before me 
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Originally posted by Anvarie
I had this big crush on this guy that sat 2 seats in front of me and I would obssess over him every period. Like every chance I got when the teacher wasn't looking at me I would just stare at the back of his head and memorize every detail, I savored every minute I got to look. Eventually I started planning to get to class early so I could move the seats around (backstory he didn't like the seats where the desk was on the left and I realized one day that's why he'd change seats). So I started drawing out a plan on an index card on how I would organize the desks and I was like planning out where the left sided desks would go and where I would put the right sided ones to ensure he would pick the seat in front of me. Unfortunately I never got the chance to enact my plan because everyone kept getting to class before me |
The PLANNING.
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omg this thread has me SCREAMING
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Here comes mine. Okay, so right now I'm 16 and I have this crush on my friend's friend who is in her class group, he hangs up with us sometimes and I LIVE, though I don't have the chance to talk with him a lot, because when he's with us, all of his friends are too (which I really like, they're really nice!) Okay, I am not sure if he has an open mind yet, my friend who talks a lot more w him because they see each other in class, says he's really nice and hasn't shown any signs of being homophobic or racist or **** like that, which just makes my crushing be more intense. Whenever I talk to him, I am just so happy, even if our conversation is about irrelevant things. He's been really nice to me, one time he was saying goodbye at the end of the day and he said "See you tomorrow, young man" (it doesn't sound that cute in english but in spanish it was "hasta luego, jovenazo" ), this friday I was with them all day and by the end of the day, we were walking out of school all together but I had to run because it was so damn late and I wanted to catch a damn bus to not walk home, so I ran and left them behind and I still didn't catch a damn BUS!! So I started to walk slow again, just to see if they could catch up with me, I started to hear their voices and I couldn't help to smile like an idiot lmao, he was the first one to catch up w me and he put his arm around me and said "why did you leave us behind? Don't you like us, buddy?" NNNNN MY HEART STARTED RACING, we said goodbye just a few minutes later and I had to walk home but I WAS SO DAMN HAPPY. Okay, sorry, here goes my bit embarrasing one. One friday, last semester, we were all together where we hang up in school (my school is huge and has a lot of freedom), so one of them said he had bought beer and that he wanted to drink with us, they put the beers into juice cups so they wouldn't be busted, lol, he started to drink too, not that much but yeah, they offered me but I said no. Me and my other friend had to leave for class, so we left and they stayed there drinking. Me and her went to class and then came back. When we came back they weren't there and we freaked out because they just talked to us on the phone like 3 secs ago, then suddenly this security dude said "Are you looking for your friends? The ones who were down there? They're in the doctor's office, bitch I almost SCREAMED THERE. I saw a notebook on the floor like it was forgotten there and IT WAS HIS, I obviously took it and kept it to give it to him later. We ran to the doctor's office and they were being checked up because they were caught  a security guy was telling them all the things they could face up because of that, like being expelled or suspended for THREE semesters, mess. They checked them all up and he was the last one, when he came out the office to the lobby, the security guy asked to the doctor if one of them showed signs of being drunk, he said that ONLY HIM, I WAS ABOUT TO PUT ON A GODDAMN SHOW ON THERE but I kept it all inside. The security guy asked him to come to another office, we all RAN behing them but we stopped to ask what was gonna happen to him and we lost them, we finally found out that he was inside this office, we all stood outside and tried to see him inside, but the windows had the curtains down, so I was freaking out, like, GOD I JUST MET HIM, THIS CAN'T END SO SOON, I guess that being so worried about him didn't make me realise that I was the only one freaking out like that, so I just said "We have to go inside, I DON'T CARE, WE HAVE TO BE WITH HIM, HE MUST BE SO SCARED" all worried and almost screaming, so all of my friends just stared at me like and my girlfriends (who are the only ones that know I like him) started to make cheeky faces and raising their eyebrows and I started to realise how much of a drama I was making  so then one of them told us that one they he got busted too and they just made him sign a letter and they let him go, he was allowed to leave just minutes after and in that moment I said to myself "****, I think I really like him". He came out of the office all happy and we left the school, I gave him his notebook and he thanked me, we walked down to go home and he was being extra happy, because of alcohol, I think, but he did those cute things like putting his arm around me and that, it was a great day, I remember it now and I just feel butterflies in my belly. Just a few weeks after that we had winter break, so I didn't have a way to talk to him because he doesn't have social media, only whatsapp and I don't yet have the courage to ask his number, anyway, last week the winter break was over, so I saw him on Monday and he just said hello in a very normal way, didn't see him the rest of the week until friday. I plan on talking more about school because I've been told by my girlfriend that he's bad at English, and I'm good at it, while I'm bad, like terrible at math, and he gets great notes on that, so I wanna bring the topic into a conversation so I can try to make a deal with him where I teach him and he teaches me. Let's see what happens. Sorry for this long ass post.
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Oh, and I'm also scared because I've had other crushes on other boys and they just turn out to be dumbasses, they leave me on seen or ignore me and things like that
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This is kinda really tragic but we both worked at walmart and he was my supervisor and I stalked him any way I could. Eventually I found his tumblr and said I have a crush on him anonymously and eventually after a few back and forth messages he guessed it was me. I found quite a lot of gay **** in his 'likes' too. Anyway long story short, we've been dating for almost a year now, come Feb. 17th 
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shadesofcoolxx - your crush story is so cute - and just SCREAMS being 16, when all you can bloody hope for is a damn arm around you. Ugh I can NOT.
Scandal & Media - not tumblr "ask."
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shadesofcoolxx - that's adorable.
I have to say, I really don't miss being 16 though. 
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There was this boy in 2nd grade that was obsessed with me. He chased me, gave me cookies and sat next to me on the bus, then one day he kissed me in front of some of my cousins on the bus . It was embarrassing af and I didn't know how to handle it Lmao I got teased so much for it
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Originally posted by Scandal & Media
This is kinda really tragic but we both worked at walmart and he was my supervisor and I stalked him any way I could. Eventually I found his tumblr and said I have a crush on him anonymously and eventually after a few back and forth messages he guessed it was me. I found quite a lot of gay **** in his 'likes' too. Anyway long story short, we've been dating for almost a year now, come Feb. 17th |
slay
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I swear back in high school the only time I would ever say something really ****ing dumb (which is so unlike me) was always in front of my crush. Love makes me such an idiot. 
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Originally posted by shadesofcoolxx
omg this thread has me SCREAMING
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Here comes mine. Okay, so right now I'm 16 and I have this crush on my friend's friend who is in her class group, he hangs up with us sometimes and I LIVE, though I don't have the chance to talk with him a lot, because when he's with us, all of his friends are too (which I really like, they're really nice!) Okay, I am not sure if he has an open mind yet, my friend who talks a lot more w him because they see each other in class, says he's really nice and hasn't shown any signs of being homophobic or racist or **** like that, which just makes my crushing be more intense. Whenever I talk to him, I am just so happy, even if our conversation is about irrelevant things. He's been really nice to me, one time he was saying goodbye at the end of the day and he said "See you tomorrow, young man" (it doesn't sound that cute in english but in spanish it was "hasta luego, jovenazo" ), this friday I was with them all day and by the end of the day, we were walking out of school all together but I had to run because it was so damn late and I wanted to catch a damn bus to not walk home, so I ran and left them behind and I still didn't catch a damn BUS!! So I started to walk slow again, just to see if they could catch up with me, I started to hear their voices and I couldn't help to smile like an idiot lmao, he was the first one to catch up w me and he put his arm around me and said "why did you leave us behind? Don't you like us, buddy?" NNNNN MY HEART STARTED RACING, we said goodbye just a few minutes later and I had to walk home but I WAS SO DAMN HAPPY. Okay, sorry, here goes my bit embarrasing one. One friday, last semester, we were all together where we hang up in school (my school is huge and has a lot of freedom), so one of them said he had bought beer and that he wanted to drink with us, they put the beers into juice cups so they wouldn't be busted, lol, he started to drink too, not that much but yeah, they offered me but I said no. Me and my other friend had to leave for class, so we left and they stayed there drinking. Me and her went to class and then came back. When we came back they weren't there and we freaked out because they just talked to us on the phone like 3 secs ago, then suddenly this security dude said "Are you looking for your friends? The ones who were down there? They're in the doctor's office, bitch I almost SCREAMED THERE. I saw a notebook on the floor like it was forgotten there and IT WAS HIS, I obviously took it and kept it to give it to him later. We ran to the doctor's office and they were being checked up because they were caught a security guy was telling them all the things they could face up because of that, like being expelled or suspended for THREE semesters, mess. They checked them all up and he was the last one, when he came out the office to the lobby, the security guy asked to the doctor if one of them showed signs of being drunk, he said that ONLY HIM, I WAS ABOUT TO PUT ON A GODDAMN SHOW ON THERE but I kept it all inside. The security guy asked him to come to another office, we all RAN behing them but we stopped to ask what was gonna happen to him and we lost them, we finally found out that he was inside this office, we all stood outside and tried to see him inside, but the windows had the curtains down, so I was freaking out, like, GOD I JUST MET HIM, THIS CAN'T END SO SOON, I guess that being so worried about him didn't make me realise that I was the only one freaking out like that, so I just said "We have to go inside, I DON'T CARE, WE HAVE TO BE WITH HIM, HE MUST BE SO SCARED" all worried and almost screaming, so all of my friends just stared at me like and my girlfriends (who are the only ones that know I like him) started to make cheeky faces and raising their eyebrows and I started to realise how much of a drama I was making so then one of them told us that one they he got busted too and they just made him sign a letter and they let him go, he was allowed to leave just minutes after and in that moment I said to myself "****, I think I really like him". He came out of the office all happy and we left the school, I gave him his notebook and he thanked me, we walked down to go home and he was being extra happy, because of alcohol, I think, but he did those cute things like putting his arm around me and that, it was a great day, I remember it now and I just feel butterflies in my belly. Just a few weeks after that we had winter break, so I didn't have a way to talk to him because he doesn't have social media, only whatsapp and I don't yet have the courage to ask his number, anyway, last week the winter break was over, so I saw him on Monday and he just said hello in a very normal way, didn't see him the rest of the week until friday. I plan on talking more about school because I've been told by my girlfriend that he's bad at English, and I'm good at it, while I'm bad, like terrible at math, and he gets great notes on that, so I wanna bring the topic into a conversation so I can try to make a deal with him where I teach him and he teaches me. Let's see what happens. Sorry for this long ass post. |
THIS IS SO CUTE  keep us updated !
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