[Buddy!]

Originally posted by accelgors

DICKmas has arrived (; time for your man to give you a COCKing under the mistletoe <3 all of santa's frisky elves better drink that milk and get ready for some DICKner with family and friends!!! or else the ghost of hoes past might get them D: don't risk it!!!

blocked

[Guernica]

omg I almost just had an emergency situation. if you're not a girl don't read this because you'll probs be grossed out so it's that time of the month and I go to the bathroom and I see that there isn't any more pads in there. but I'm like it's ok, there must be some in the basement but then I go down there and there AREN'T and I nearly **** myself. I mean it's 2 AM so what am I gonna do, go out on christmas morning at 2 AM like no. luckily I found some in a purse that I used to use so that should at least get me through the day woo lawd that was some scurry ****. I nearly had a heart attack

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Originally posted by accelgors

DICKmas has arrived (; time for your man to give you a COCKing under the mistletoe <3 all of santa's frisky elves better drink that milk and get ready for some DICKner with family and friends!!! or else the ghost of hoes past might get them D: don't risk it!!!

Wat is this

[holocene]

Originally posted by Guernica

omg I almost just had an emergency situation. if you're not a girl don't read this because you'll probs be grossed out so it's that time of the month and I go to the bathroom and I see that there isn't any more pads in there. but I'm like it's ok, there must be some in the basement but then I go down there and there AREN'T and I nearly **** myself. I mean it's 2 AM so what am I gonna do, go out on christmas morning at 2 AM like no. luckily I found some in a purse that I used to use so that should at least get me through the day woo lawd that was some scurry ****. I nearly had a heart attack

i was expecting something much more scandalous than this wtf i mean worst case scenario you could have laid down a towel and then stuffed some toilet paper up your hoohaa to block everything

[Bitchcraft]

Ok but not you talking about aunt flo when I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN MOMENT AND YOU WERE LIKE"Oh hell nah bitch I refuse to talk about p****** on atrl"


Bye Guac

[J a y]

Originally posted by accelgors

DICKmas has arrived (; time for your man to give you a COCKing under the mistletoe <3 all of santa's frisky elves better drink that milk and get ready for some DICKner with family and friends!!! or else the ghost of hoes past might get them D: don't risk it!!!

[Guernica]

Originally posted by holocene

i was expecting something much more scandalous than this wtf i mean worst case scenario you could have laid down a towel and then stuffed some toilet paper up your hoohaa to block everything

girl that is disgusting wtf. that isn't gonna be enough to get me through the night and then christmas morning. I mean what am I gonna do go to my mom at 9 AM and be like hey I know it's christmas and you just want to relax and open presents but can you go out so I don't bleed all over the damn house

[J a y]

This is literally the quietest day of the year. I love is sfm, no sound of traffic, nothing. It's still dark outside.

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

Ok but not you talking about aunt flo when I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN MOMENT AND YOU WERE LIKE"Oh hell nah bitch I refuse to talk about p****** on atrl"


Bye Guac

I'm a bit lost

[Witch Privilege]

Hi everyone.

[Kid A]

well tonight was a fun night!

[Bitchcraft]

Ok I mean if it was that big of an emergency you could have used toilet paper @Guac. Wyd

[Joyride]

it's Christmas and I'm here... feeling like eating ***

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

Ok I mean if it was that big of an emergency you could have used toilet paper @Guac. Wyd

it's kinda heavy this time round so yeah no that ain't gonna work

[Guernica]

anyways merry christmas

[dannyboy]

Originally posted by RatedG²

I'm gonna go to sleep. As usual I'll probably will be here during the holidays (I hope not!) so I will see you people later today.

Happy Holidays

goodnight

Originally posted by ℐℯίɓℴу

Sleeping and sharing bed beside my uncle

damn girl, slay is he hot

[Bitchcraft]

anyways um happy kwanza

[Auburn]

Taylor has some of the best gifs

[Magickarp]

Originally posted by Joaquin

it's Christmas and I'm here... feeling like eating ***

Originally posted by Guernica

it's kinda heavy this time round so yeah no that ain't gonna work

Originally posted by accelgors

DICKmas has arrived (; time for your man to give you a COCKing under the mistletoe <3 all of santa's frisky elves better drink that milk and get ready for some DICKner with family and friends!!! or else the ghost of hoes past might get them D: don't risk it!!!

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Originally posted by Bitchcraft

anyways um happy kwanza

You actually celebrate that?