How did I meet you?
I met accelgors in the bathroom of a house party. He was inside washing his hands for too long and I tried to convey that I wanted him to leave so I could pee. We said hello and introduced ourselves before he left.
I met jax at a PTA meeting for the local elementary school when he was escorted out after accusing Mark Twain of being a racist, and then calling the english department flops
I met Guernica at the public library. She was looking at an issue of TIME magazine from 2007 and I accidentally stepped on her toe. I said sorry, but it was alarming how it didn't bother her at all. The pain was nothing to her.
I met Buddy! in line at a deli trying to get ham, he was behind the counter. He was the pig.
I met RatedG at a university cafe. I was eating a bagel and reading the newspaper while he was picking apple skin out of his braces. We made uncomfortable eye contact for a few minutes before he left. He forgot his laptop bag.
I met URBAN in the VIP room of a Miami nightclub the first time I took MDMA. I remember waking up next to him and, like a gentleman, he dropped me off at Planned Parenthood. 16 years later, he still sends me a Christmas card.
